cute lil game nothing more

The main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when I put a pawn forward they say “ah I see you’re going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, you’ve played the frenchman’s cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”.

this game makes me want to sonic blast my head off

Peak Mario at its finest. Didn't age well but still peak

Sonic pulls creatures out his ass

(update 3)
amy, tails and knuckles dont pull creatures out their ass....sad

(Played on both PS3 and PC)
Peak Sonic because eggman pisses on the moon