Jevil is an annoying fucker but that's just being faithful to the canon

Why does a SINGLE PHRASE of the second boss take more time than THE GAME'S ENTIRE FINAL BOSS?????!!!

Otherwise perfect game

I really miss the gingerbread land game :(

One time some kid named himself "like a man" and I named myself "unlike a man" and won and he got so pissed

Wasn't one of the playable characters a refridgerator

I was so mad when my sister made a high score on my ipod and I was unable to beat it

I had a crush on Kentin before he took off his glasses wtf

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"I'm really a ponycorn but I changed into Orangeboy"
Every other plot twist wishes

I played this every halloween for several years

I've had recurring dreams about playing this game except it's too hard and kills me immediately since I was 7

2012

One time my dad left for a pilgrimage and left his ipad which had this game and I accidentally locked it and discovered the hard way that pous don't die

As a kid I thought that the other ducks in races were other players so I grinded a ton and beat the races a million times thinking wow these other players are slow. And also refused to play if the automatically generated duck didn't have spiky hair

One time I created a cool temple and spawned it full of bats cuz i thought it would be cool but the bats lagged the game so much that I had to blow up the temple to get rid of them :(

I remember waiting until my sister or cousins unlocked sandbox mode just so I could spawn a ton of bloons and slowly watch the lives go down

Too friggin hard but I beat it once and felt so cool