2012

One time my dad left for a pilgrimage and left his ipad which had this game and I accidentally locked it and discovered the hard way that pous don't die

Wasn't one of the playable characters a refridgerator

One time I created a cool temple and spawned it full of bats cuz i thought it would be cool but the bats lagged the game so much that I had to blow up the temple to get rid of them :(

As a kid I thought that the other ducks in races were other players so I grinded a ton and beat the races a million times thinking wow these other players are slow. And also refused to play if the automatically generated duck didn't have spiky hair

This review contains spoilers

"I'm really a ponycorn but I changed into Orangeboy"
Every other plot twist wishes

I had a crush on Kentin before he took off his glasses wtf

I was so mad when my sister made a high score on my ipod and I was unable to beat it

One time some kid named himself "like a man" and I named myself "unlike a man" and won and he got so pissed

I really miss the gingerbread land game :(

Why does a SINGLE PHRASE of the second boss take more time than THE GAME'S ENTIRE FINAL BOSS?????!!!

Otherwise perfect game

Jevil is an annoying fucker but that's just being faithful to the canon

Too friggin hard but I beat it once and felt so cool

I remember waiting until my sister or cousins unlocked sandbox mode just so I could spawn a ton of bloons and slowly watch the lives go down

I've had recurring dreams about playing this game except it's too hard and kills me immediately since I was 7