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Baba is You
2019
A man needs to get a wolf, a sheep and a cabbage across the river, but his boat can only carry one of these at a time; so he turns the wolf into another cabbage, and ten minutes later he figures out that's not the right solution and he needs to start all over again. This time he starts by turning himself into a second boat and-
Alan Wake II
2023
Alan Wake writing the most twisted fucked up horror story he can conceive: The dark darkness encroached darkly upon me, I noticed my shoes were stained red with blood, red blood, on the ground pooled the crimson ichor of a bloody ritual murder enacted in the name of the Dark Lord of Darkness himself; Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, The Father of Lies, the Lord of Flies; Satanas, Diabolus- The Devil.
Remedy writing the most twisted fucked up horror story they can think of: Imagine being trapped in this guy's writing
Remedy writing the most twisted fucked up horror story they can think of: Imagine being trapped in this guy's writing
Whack Your Boss
2007
So many nights playing this and hiding it from my parents...
Whack Your Boss
2007
My impulsive ass wouldn't last a day in an office job
Doodle God
2010
9 year old me was shocked when i combined human + human.
YouTube Snake
2010
Dislike Removal?? Adpocalypse?? Nah-nah, the removal of THIS was when Youtube hit the bricks
Trollface Quest
2010
we do a tiny amount of trolling
Trollface Quest
2010
Back in the day I was obsessed with rage comics and old school memes.
I would do the le troll face irl and I would get beat up in school for that. Truly the worst time of my life.
I would do the le troll face irl and I would get beat up in school for that. Truly the worst time of my life.
The Scary Maze Game
2003
This review contains spoilers
Genuinely genius to have the jumpscare play like slightly before you actually touch the red thing so this was still able to get me lol
Infinite Craft
2024
I combined Pikachu with Pikachu and ended up with Terrorist, this shit is so unserious in the funniest and most batshit insane ways imaginable.
