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X-Men Origins: Wolverine Uncaged Edition
Does it have a double jump? Yes!
(New thing segment in my reviews)
After futzing about with a bunch of games, I finally realized I could play some 7th gen nostalgia with the ps3 emulator, and oh boy, was I ready for some slop. X-Men Origins: Wolverine is just the slop I needed. This game is fine and playable, just some unseasoned chicken you could eat.
Combat stays the same throughout really, although it does feel satisfying to do the same combos for a while, the game does start to get tiring towards the end. The levels aren't very entertaining because they consist of 3 government labs, an outdoor snowy section, and a bunch of ancient ruins in africa. The ancient ruins feel so trite for the 7th gen, and its no exception here because they aren't interesting. There is one more level, which is climbing a tower chasing Gambit, and its a little better, but still not very interesting.
There was one specific memory I had of this game where I got the final boss (Deadpool) caught in an infinite where he coudlnt fight back. All this mid led up to this moment
Also, the CG cutscenes look pretty good I think.
The combat is very repetitive, the bosses are middling, and the levels are mostly hallways and/or backtracking. I get to be Wolverine though and that's pretty dope.
(New thing segment in my reviews)
After futzing about with a bunch of games, I finally realized I could play some 7th gen nostalgia with the ps3 emulator, and oh boy, was I ready for some slop. X-Men Origins: Wolverine is just the slop I needed. This game is fine and playable, just some unseasoned chicken you could eat.
Combat stays the same throughout really, although it does feel satisfying to do the same combos for a while, the game does start to get tiring towards the end. The levels aren't very entertaining because they consist of 3 government labs, an outdoor snowy section, and a bunch of ancient ruins in africa. The ancient ruins feel so trite for the 7th gen, and its no exception here because they aren't interesting. There is one more level, which is climbing a tower chasing Gambit, and its a little better, but still not very interesting.
There was one specific memory I had of this game where I got the final boss (Deadpool) caught in an infinite where he coudlnt fight back. All this mid led up to this moment
Also, the CG cutscenes look pretty good I think.
The combat is very repetitive, the bosses are middling, and the levels are mostly hallways and/or backtracking. I get to be Wolverine though and that's pretty dope.
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Silly Games Where The Protagonists MURDER With Zero Hesitation
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Effacer: Hangman from the 25th Century
Effacer: Hangman from the 25th Century is what it says it is, Hangman. You are tasked with being the "judge" for people the planet contracting you considers "criminals". This planet loves the written word so much, and if anyone ever dares to disgrace proper English, they will basically eviscerate them. The first speech really comes off like "these people have no respect for written langues and basically we are gonna murder them". You then "judge" these "criminals" by playing hangman. You can click a button that gives you a description of what they did wrong (ex: a pair of twins use double negatives in every sentence, someone who always talks in puns, and a person who always talks in the wrong tense) to give you "insight" on them. The game says you can judge these people how you want, but thats basically going "hmm, i will fail this Hangman puzzle on purpose", which makes you lose a round so it doesnt really feel like a real choice.
The highlight of the game is the wonky ass early 90's CG for a fucking hangman game. Also when you win a round of Hangman, the "criminals" get eviscerated in way too over the top ways. Check out this clip and thats probably all you really need.
The highlight of the game is the wonky ass early 90's CG for a fucking hangman game. Also when you win a round of Hangman, the "criminals" get eviscerated in way too over the top ways. Check out this clip and thats probably all you really need.
1 day ago