I still remember the jetpack cheat code.

MARIO STOP GETTING GREASE ON YOUR SHOES

Ever wonder why the Excite series hasn't had a new game since 2009? Well what the media won't tell you is that in 2014, the Excitebike racers went on strike because of Nintendo's unfair exploitation of their status as contract workers and in response, Nintendo illegally fired each and every character from the games. Every member of the Mario Kart 8 roster who consciously decided to race on the Excitebike track is a filthy fucking scab.

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Sega randomly deciding to make one of the most mechanically deep and satisfying racing games ever for no reason needs to be examined.

Bonus point for Jet being cool.

Montei um time milionário pra jogar na rua de casa

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one of the most memorable experiences in the yakuza series. i still think about this game 6 years later i love it so much

com certeza um dos borderlines já feitos

i miss this like one would a lover

Because of this game, every time I lose in a video game because of depth perception, I just think "I wish this game was on the 3DS."

eu ODIAVA QUANDO EU ESTAVA CONSTRUINDO A PONTE USANDO O GELADO E TOMAVA 1 HIT. 1 HIIIIIIIIIIT, pq simplesmente CANCELAVA a construção da ponte

Melhor que o segundo filme.

It breaks my heart to read what happened to Eidos Montreal after this game didn't live up to Square Enix's ABSURD sales expectations. The game is great, it's an immersive sim with everything you could ask for. I stealthed my way through most of the game and enjoyed the hell out of it.