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Nintendo took one of their best games from the SNES and gave it a sequel that kind of dumbed it down, made it more childish feel, missed a lot of the appeal of the original...

And yet I wouldn't have it any other way. Maybe there's a few things I'd change but mostly Yoshi's Story is just a cute little game with an awesome aesthetic and a lot of creativity. I remember being in love with this game as a kid and I still love it today.

People really say Prime 1 is better... Foolish mortals. Where is the 6th star?

THIS GODDAMN THING IS SO FUCKED UP. WHO LET HIM IN HERE??

(I copy+pasted my review of this update from a review I made on the base game)

I recently just played the Noise Update, and imma be honest, I don’t know if I prefer Peppino or Noise. On one hand, I prefer Peppino’s control scheme over Noise’s. However, Noise has so much personality compared to Peppino that it’s actually kinda insane how much energy they were able to put into him. With Cuphead for example, ever since the DLC released, Ms Chalice has always been my go-to character, but with this update, I seriously don’t know. But, at the end of the day, it’s still Pizza Tower.

9/10
McPig, if you’re reading this, add Pizzahead as a playable character, you underestimate how much I want to play as this Ronald McDonald looking MF.











(Psst, if you want to replay The Doise’s boss fight even after he’s killed, taunt 3 times before entering his boss door, you’re welcome)

now listen to me young man. I am talking directly into your ear now. I need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. I need you to go to the vending machine room. and I need you to ask the bastard battering lento working the vending machine if they have lucky bomb drop chips. if you come back empty handed you'll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day

Just let Pearl and Marina kiss already

For the record I only played this for 2 and a half hours.
The game is a grinding simulator and nothing about it feels good. Jumping, climbing, attacking, etc. feels like empty air, the sound effects are both bad and also don't work half the time, and the games aesthetics feel messy.

Fighting alongside your pokemon would be novel but there's nothing to it since they just do their own thing, poorly. They get stuck and sometimes disappear into the ether.
The game as a whole feels like it was made with a machine. Just a mishmash of the most popular games and genres out there at the current time. With their own original designs being random aspects of existing pokemon slapped together to create their "original" designs.

If you feel you HAVE to try it out, try it out with gamepass and play something actually good while you're subscribed.

pokemon fans have been abused so hard by game freak to the point of shilling a unity asset survival slop

The Illuminaughtii of video games

factory game (derogatory). not a game about factories, but a game that came out of a factory, assembled from the component parts of ten other games. glad this is on game pass because 30 bucks for this shit is way too much. the way reactionary-brained people have latched onto this as some sort of anti-pokemon protest instead of just moving on with their lives from a franchise they no longer enjoy is frankly pathetic.

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