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for a while the only thing motivating me to keep playing this game was the fact that you could tame and keep the enemies that looked like little girls as pets

I LOVE SAME TURN REINFORCEMENTS!
I LOVE FATIGUE!
I LOVE GETTING CAPTURED/DESTROYED BY UNITS IN FOG OF WAR!
I LOVE LOSING HALF MY SHIT IN THE PRISON CHAPTER!
I LOVE SUPRISE REINFORCEMENT BALLISTAS!
I LOVE 6 CON LIFIS THAT CANT STEAL A GODDAMN THING!
I LOVE CAPTURING EVERYTHING BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY!
I LOVE BEING SLEPT/SILENCED FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP!
I LOVE RECRUITING XAVIER!
I LOVE SAME TURN REINFORCEMENTS!
I LOVE SAIAS AND HIS TEN (10) LEADERSHIP STARS!
I DEFINITELY DIDNT WARPSKIP CH22!
I LOVE SAME TURN REINFORCEMENTS!
I LOVE THRACIA 776!

Great game though. I got a fucking E rank. Sorry for not rescuing you Eyvel. I was NOT gonna play that chapter.

Pure kinoge.

Add Anthophobia to the site cowards!!!

H-games are vidya too, maybe more than that, perhaps even better, add Black Souls II as well while you're at it.

If your Guroge contains quotes from Yukio Mishima, I can do nothing but kneel...

It sure was weird to say I love you to the screen

SHO SHO SHO SHO SHOKO!

SHO SHO SHO SHO SHOKO!


It's that time of the year again. And that means one thing; it's time to pour myself a glass of official, Cave-certified, limited-edition Windia piss and play a few credits of Deathsmiles.

Everyone be talking about fat asses n shit so I gave it a shot. Pulled this character that was just phenomenal from the front, hot as hell. Upgraded her a few times, stuck her in my party and rushed to see her in action. I get into a mission, start shooting, and guess what I find? She's wearing a massive fucking lab coat, I can't see anything from the back. I took that as a grim omen of what was to come; broken promises and abject disappointments, and I uninstalled the game on the spot.

This review was written before the game released

RYUKISHICHADS STAY WINNING
On your knees koMIDma!