my mom started whispering a chinese prayer when i turned a dead bulborb into pikmin

GRAAHHH!!!!! STOP HAVING SEX WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can make your character Kevin from the minions movie and have him die in the same hour

Imagine Biden becoming the president by winning a round of Hearthstone

2020

"Theres banana pudding in the fridge"
- My friend, in call, getting my other friend to trigger a jumpscare

2023

Crying at this didnt make me less of a man, it made me more of an immigrant.

gaining health when people compliment you is actually so genius let npcs be wholesome

my friend watered our campfire with a watering can and killed us all

I agree! Death should be 3 feet tall

my toxic trait is whooping and hollering when in distress

0/10 they dont let Razputin swear

I wonder how my skeleton would behave. I should carve him out and talk to him

My friend got me this for my birthday!!

Dude I love candy crush level progression

I have no witty review this is just a great game