this is like. the 9th time i've played portal in one sitting and i STILL think it owns

hey harmonix. don't interrupt the best part of these 2010 bangers with a section where i have to look at what the kinect thinks my body looks like and then expect me to just start dancing on the spot. please fix this in your kinect dancing game from a decade ago please and thank you.

never done the all-kill run and i never want to.

for the first 5 hours this game is an average racer with the novel idea of structuring its difficulty around the economy, up until the speed challenges which turn into a fucking survival horror experience that has me making noises god would not approve of. best art design and soundtrack in the series imo.

imagine this being your first 3ds game lmao. or worse your first monkey ball game. haha

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it's ridge racer. a mashup of new and old tracks and music, with the first appearance of nitrous in the series. an extremely solid but unique time, a palate cleanser to remind you that racing games are actually very good.

can we please make racing games with just a handful of completely normal cars. forza motorsport 4 gave me a taste of the holy grail by letting me attach a big fuckoff spoiler to a citroen c1. bring that shit back.

this is the year i play just dance without shame and completely sober. some really good charts on this one. i understand why dancing is up there with books as something we just like doing for generations. player four in jerusalema is really cute.

god, what a downgrade. slower, shallower, uglier. the napoleon dynamite sketchbook aesthetic isn't doing it any favours, either. just makes me want to play ssx 3. at least the music is cool.

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the scratch perverts will atone for what they’ve done. one day.

update: tried playing this after getting used to the sequel's quality of life improvements and this is borderline unplayable. i hate to give the one with david guetta all the credit but please play dj hero 2

god. they were this fucking close. unique style of gameplay in the guitar hero mold, more room for improvisation, an actual career mode, better graphics, cleaner presentation and more fun charts- then the entire plastic controller rhythm game empire collapsed. severely underrated and worth playing, find a way to play the dlc however you can. party hard vs ghostwriter still goes insane.

i came around to this game finally. i don't give a shit anymore. skyrim is great. suck my huge schlongs of skyrim cock.