aphexgothicc
2021
this is the year i play just dance without shame and completely sober. some really good charts on this one. i understand why dancing is up there with books as something we just like doing for generations. player four in jerusalema is really cute.
2005
god, what a downgrade. slower, shallower, uglier. the napoleon dynamite sketchbook aesthetic isn't doing it any favours, either. just makes me want to play ssx 3. at least the music is cool.
2016
This review contains spoilers
i think the more i play this the less i enjoy it. i appreciate it for being a very good period piece of 2016 and its unique remote-but-still-limited gameplay but ubisoft just don't know when to stop with the unneccecary bullshit sometimes. also, fuck this game for killing horatio
2010
hey harmonix. don't interrupt the best part of these 2010 bangers with a section where i have to look at what the kinect thinks my body looks like and then expect me to just start dancing on the spot. please fix this in your kinect dancing game from a decade ago please and thank you.
for the first 5 hours this game is an average racer with the novel idea of structuring its difficulty around the economy, up until the speed challenges which turn into a fucking survival horror experience that has me making noises god would not approve of. best art design and soundtrack in the series imo.
i came around to this game finally. i don't give a shit anymore. skyrim is great. suck my huge schlongs of skyrim cock.
2023
i hate to do this but after playing jet set radio in preperation i miss the more linear and authored structure so bad. there's just no friction to anything. i respect the attempt but i just can't see myself going crazy over it
2004
it's ridge racer. a mashup of new and old tracks and music, with the first appearance of nitrous in the series. an extremely solid but unique time, a palate cleanser to remind you that racing games are actually very good.
2010
god. they were this fucking close. unique style of gameplay in the guitar hero mold, more room for improvisation, an actual career mode, better graphics, cleaner presentation and more fun charts- then the entire plastic controller rhythm game empire collapsed. severely underrated and worth playing, find a way to play the dlc however you can. party hard vs ghostwriter still goes insane.
2020
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2022
Marble Blast If It Slayed
2009
a pretty accurate translation of rock band for a portable, right down to the menus and fonts. main mode is essentially keeping spinning plates up with constant switching between tracks. the carrer mode gets repetitive if you don't have any dlc installed, but we have homebrew and sd card converters nowadays so it's fine. one of the better console to psp translations, leaning into its strengths like a headphone jack and more disc space. probably not worth emulating but if you have a psp check this out.
2010
sorry to the original but the freestyling adds so much to the core gameplay. even if the aesthetics and tracklist is what i imagine gentrification is like. dlc makes this a four
2009
the scratch perverts will atone for what they’ve done. one day.
update: tried playing this after getting used to the sequel's quality of life improvements and this is borderline unplayable. i hate to give the one with david guetta all the credit but please play dj hero 2
update: tried playing this after getting used to the sequel's quality of life improvements and this is borderline unplayable. i hate to give the one with david guetta all the credit but please play dj hero 2
2004
finally completed this after swallowing my pride and turning the difficulty down to easy sometimes