"Let my ass be pure. I maintain that so long as one does no harm, God views the curtailment of one's freedom as the gravest offense. True kindness must spring forth from the free will, for all else is but a façade. Doth my pursuit of women offend the divine? Nay, for did not He fashion those very behinds?"

Lomille lomps, holiday homps

Hard to go from the remaster to this, I just watched most of it on YouTube

Al! Hey Al!

A more-or-less interesting scifi story held back by inconsistent controls and occassionally grating level design and puzzles.

Idealized in parts, but definitely hits home as a Be Nicer To Your Mother Simulator