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BB is an decent action game better than most. However, BB is a bad souls game. BB encourages scruby gameplay with little drawbacks with healing on hit and the limb system. Darksouls 3 fixes BB's shortcomings with lore and gameplay

the virgin katsura hashino vs. the chad keika hanada

i'm never going to actually play this transphobic garbage lmao but i did accidentally buy it before i knew how trash the story was so i reserve the right to give it a vindictive star rating

hugely conflicting because man the core gameplay can be super addictive and really fun but the story itself (and its million endings) is just a total mess filled with deeply unlikeable people, transphobia, and what feels like somewhat poor replayability, especially outside of Vincent's dreams
these issues aren't necessarily make or break (or rather they're not present or prominent enough) but they're such a smudge on an otherwise Great game

Gameplay was intriguing, but the story was just a little uninteresting. While Rin is great, she does sorta ruin the dilemma that the original posed. Still neat and experimental, just isn't the thing for me.

did golden deer, permastalling blue lions. i do not like it. gameplay is braindead, and the story and characters are not great except for a few
i hate hate hate hate hate the monastery

Only played GD, it's great. I prefer it to Three Hopes.

Fire Emblem at some of its best. Satisfying as all hell strategy RPG with a cast of characters that you're bound to love at least a few of them. For my first run I picked the Golden Deer and for this replay I picked the Blue Lions.

dimitri please insert your boobies into my mouth immediately