i swear the autobot path literally cannot be cleared, there's a tow truck enemy early on that you cannot damage by any means, and when i used cheats as a kid to skip to the megatron fight i couldnt damage him either. decepticon path plays perfectly normally though, like they only tested that side.
in this game, thq asks a bold question: what if we released a game for $40 with only $15 worth of content and told the consumer to buy the rest of the game piece-by-piece? surely that wont cause the end of our entire company :)
abysmal gameplay, but one of the best song selections in any guitar game soundtrack, but also every song is a cover because fuck you. only konami could fuck something up this bad.
God bless whoever designed the QTEs in this game, you can create YTPs on the fly. first time i played this game i spent like 5 minutes shaving and unshaving ethan. also theres a murder mystery or whatever who cares you can make shelby have gay sex with a dude on a pool table
everyone knows these are bad ports, but i cant be too mad at the devs since konami have them incomplete builds of the originals and gave them like one year to basically recreate half the game themselves. i can, however, be mad at konami. especially after they cancelled silent hills. fuck konami.
dont you feel bad for doing the thing the game forced you to do? dont you feel bad for wanting to progress in the mediocre third person shooter you paid real life money for? did you know its bad when people die? this is so deep guys, such an underrated game that truly proves video games are art.