fuck, wrong game

shit, that's not it either

wait no i actually really am interested in this one

how many fucking things have this subtitle

jesus christ you might as well call it "resurrection" while you're at it

i don't even know what this is

fuck, i was sure that'd be the one

never fucking call a game "_ ascension" again

"hey, have you tried ascension?"

"oh, i'm not sure - are you referring to jade's ascension?"

yeah, i feel that right now

oh hey, it's you again

i was gonna comment on how i owned a game in this series, but i actually don't. i was thinking of some other game called steam marines. don't ask me how i mixed that up

i'm on my mech shit so i looked this one up when i saw the cover here. just looks like a weak survivors-like though. iunno. maybe it'll be okay. mechs are cool

ooo ascension ooo ascension ooo it sounds like it's taunting me

so like, what's "ascending" here? is it called that because you go up? is that what it is? that'd be pretty lazy and unimaginative

the subtitle of the game before this was "the awakening" so we're at peak creativity here

oh hey, i remember you

most people can't read your title but you can't fool me buddy

y'know, fuckin, why not

to my eye it looks more like they're literally walking downward on this cover

this one's probably fine

zzzz

now to be fair, kratos is literally a god so like, the whole "ascending" thing makes sense in a very literal way. i'll give this one a pass tbh. same with el shaddai and anything else that involves gods/angels/whatever

move along

"ascend above the rest" in this mage battle royale. yeah okay

area of affect

didn't i just see you

yeah i can see why that lil mf would wanna ascend that thing's like as tall as my ankles

https://youtu.be/spX0U3UFRuk?si=mtE5lnKRZzPzFnXg

ascension

i was like 80% sure this would be a porn game when i saw its title in the search bar

cover reminds me of the localization for eternal eyes

i already found my path buddy

can't beat the classics, as they say

tried and true. gotta respect

that just sounds kinda dangerous

i dunno a lot about scp or creepypasta besides the classics. anything beyond like, suicidemouse, red mist, sonic.exe and ben drowned i'm kinda lost on. more of a chain letters kinda guy. i remember that scp with the staircase or whatever. also that one that looked like a doll with its arms outstretched which was kind of a ripoff of the weeping angels from doctor who. lobotomy corporation looks cool though. maybe i'll play that when i finish armored core verdict day

so like, a circle that moves up? like a sphere that you climb? yeah i could maybe get behind that

that literally doesn't make any fucking sense

i kinda fuck with the aesthetic of this in a weird way. like, it's not what i'd consider good, but it's very nostalgic. sorta reminds me of when newgrounds was flooded with meet n fuck games. feels very late 00s/early 2010s. the hand-animated opening movie + english sung jpop inspired song is a pretty surreal combo

much like a pit of ascension, an ascension of a demise doesn't make much sense either

the altitude of the location on this cover seems strikingly low to me

"im boutta cuuuu-" we'll be right back with jimmy neutron. he ran out of blahblahblah this guy has huge hair!

i ain't scared

a wonderful title. fall down, get back up again. truly remarkable

always thought she didn't get enough spotlight in naruto, but that applies to most of its female characters

what if the hulk was in outer space? would he actually be able to smash anything or would the weird gravity fuck that up? iunno i'm not an astrologist

oh this one's in english

specifically referring to the zombies map - it's one of the best. anyway,

man this game fucking sucks