STANDING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE I REAAAALIIIIIIIIISE YOU ARE JUST LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRYNA MAKE HI-STO-RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY oh my god i need to play this again

me and my friend spent like 5 minutes arguing over who was gonna be who because we wanted to find out who was fatter

this isn't what me and my friend played

there was this guy who kept spam spawning monsters i hate that guy

when you get to the train level and the bird asks what body part you're most ashamed of, you know what to do

STOP MAKING DLC
MY FRIENDS WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
THEY KEEP SAYING "fuck the smell of the game i need the smell of her box" LIKE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

a gift from god

"the first night is never usually that bad s-"
- Markiplier

the mask mechanic is so fucking funny because you're like "oh phew they left because the lights are coming back on" and then the next millisecond is hsitory

i remember my cousin bought this on mobile and he tried to give it to me and i started screaming because i was too scared to play

you know you a spoilt lil bitch when you realise you can't move your gun up and down

i wish doom guy would come and slay my history teacher

there are some times when you will be trying to pick up a hazmat suit and this hard ass i'm-in-the-desert-and-there's-no-turning-back sounding shit will be blasting in your headphones this is a very good game