donkeykongfan
2017
i already knew what the reviews were gonna be
he sat there and stared at the bottles and cried for the next 2 minutes and 42 seconds love this
god has sent us his second son to work on this game's ost
1982
5 years ah fuck i'm not doing this any more you win bottle cap man or whatever the fuck your name was
2001
15 centuries later and still no DLC, don't support the devs of chess they don't deserve it
2022
oh this one does have dlc
2008
JUST KIDDING, I'M COMMENTING THE SAME THING ON EVERY CHESS GAME JUST FOR YOU AND YOU CAN'T STOPPING AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
2007
guy's i'm closing my backloggd account now i want to apologise for my actions in my last review of chess.com, i understand that i am not funny and i have actually never played chess i have only ever played checkers but i am a human being too and human beings can grow and learn i'm very sorry guys i am going to have to throw my dream of becoming a video game developer in the trash i am very sorry guys i have made a huge error in my judgement i woukd make a ukelele joke but that is unfunny and i am very sorry bye guys
2017
SOMEONE WITH A SLUG CAT PFP JUST RESPONDED TO MY 6/10 REVIEW WITH A FUCKING CONTROL GUIDE I KNOW HOW TO PLAY, I AM NOT A BUMBLING 70 YEAR OLD YOU BUFFOON AHAHHAHAA
2011
RANGO NENA ES HIJO DE PUTA RANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SANTO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT DAME AMOR RANGOTASTIC NENA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH RANGOOOOOOOOOOOO OH YESSSSSS PAPÁ oh wait ea made it fuck
2013
why must you lay such a burden upon me god
alright then
this actually goes so hard what
james cameron could have chosen any other game company to make his movie tie in and he chose ubisoft
this looks like a mcdonalds promotion