they shall perish for massacring the good name of my son

i can confirm that you need to dedicate your life to this game to get to the credits
i am typing this from my grave

what do you mean famliy guy doesn't come with the game

this game has a single 1 star rating i think i'll just leave it at that

the music - my god, the art - very nice, and hey, the gameplay is so stupidly broken and unbalanced, it ends up being fun

90's mfs seriously looked at a clump of 230 polygons and thought it was hot, how desperate are you all

you really only need to play for 5 minutes

DUDE THAT ENDING WENT INSANE WHAT

if silksong gets cancelled i am going to change from a donkey kong fan account to a super sami roll fan account

i sympathize with the 2 chibi robo fans for this monstrosity

oh the sweet gracious satisfaction that overwhelmed my conscience when the fucking annoying bastard who kept spamming the jumpscare ability was killed

no man has felt true, pure fear until the dealer uses the magnifying glass and then the handsaw immediately after

donkey kong if it was made by nintendo and was a puzzle game and if it was on the 3ds and you could use amiibo with it and it had nothing to do with donkey kong

This review contains spoilers

"haha foolish lamb, you will never defeat me with my new perfected body"
the rocket launcher in my inventory: