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Holy molly! this game was sooo scary!

Some days all a man needs is a beer, some good ass head, and some Toree 3D

Minecraft Story Mode, where to even begin? While I realize I am not the demographic for a game like this, my friend group found it appropriate to consume more than recommended amounts of alcohol and play through all of this game in one evening.

While the animation, presentation, voice acting and all of that stuff is good, the game is simply uninteresting or cringe. The personal drama between the characters don't feel real, and you always get the feeling everything will be forgotten when the plot finds it convenient for friendship to happen again, which always happens.
This game has some legendary moments, which will stick with you for a lifetime. My personal favorite is when the useless pet pig Reuben sacrifices himself to save the day. They try to create this really emotional moment where your character walks up to the dying Reuben and says their final goodbyes and thank yous before he finally succumbs. However, this is immediately followed by Reuben closing his eyes, poofing into smoke, and leaving behind a floating, rotating piece of pork. Absolutely legendary, I cannot describe the sudden, high pitched laughter and screeching that filled the room as all 8 of my friends who I tortured into joining me for this adventure watched an emotional death scene get turned into comedy gold in an instant.

So. Should you play this game? Probably not. But I can't say it was without good times.

Minecraft devs summoning all their strength over the course of a year to add 1 mob.

kind of silly it's like oh you need to cross this bog. evolve real quick to have legs. ok put those away now

If Toy Story 2: Buzz to the Rescue was my Breaking Bad, this was my Better Call Saul

I played some of this while I was sick and, if anything, I enjoyed it more than being sick. So, y'know, that's something.

It's your average jank-ass low-budget DS game, complete with incredibly awkward touch based mini-games, but it's also an rpg involving both Sonic and Bioware, so it's sort of funny that it exists.

Also the soundtrack sounds like farts and Sonic is in full renegade mode, being a complete dick to everyone he meets.

It's bad, but it's also sort of a weird/cool time capsule.

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