eldwitch
2021
AMAZING game, really fucking mean difficulty jumps but once you understand everything and have the cards you need this shit slaps. Takes a long time to click but that's just because the roots this game needs to set are very deep. This does mean once it clicks it's stuck in your brain for a long time, but that's not a bad thing at all.
2009
Walk around the original resident evil 1 mansion for 10 minutes, then get dropped into a sewer and lose all your shit. Have the most annoying enemies follow you as one of you cranks bullshit to crush them. You do this like 4 times. After you're done, you have an annoying bossfight where you punch wesker in the dick for 5 minutes. It takes like 40 minutes overall and is incredibly boring, better than the other dlc though.
2005
An absolutely phenomenal game that absolutely does what it sets out to do. Once you master the controls you'll be flying through story stages, killing grunts and really feeling like you're making your own madness animation in real time. The arena mode adds a fuck ton of stuff to play with as well. I'm a weird sucker for the story, which I do not recommend getting invested in, but I was a teenager when I did so. Lmao. Great game, would be better if slaughter time wasn't so many waves of slop.
2011
2021
Do(n't) listen to Slarvath, I've gotten the true ending and it was absolutely torture. Very fun to crack this game over your knee though. If I gave more of a shit I could go back and get everything else. Never fucking killing the guy that locks you out of your augments in that one level, I sprinted to the end screaming, you can't make me do it again.