11 reviews liked by evanmichael


STELLAR game that is only held up by its weird desire to give you math problems to solve sometimes

doesnt' got the sauce did not finish

It came out on my birthday. I'm tied to this game for life.

Loving this game is like living in an abusive relationship

the gameplay is a total mixed bag, but if you don't think that sonic wielding a sword is cool idea i simply do not know how to help you. call a priest and ask if they do exorcisms for sad & lonely beasts.
(half a star added for the existence of emulators that can map the wiimote waggling to a single button press)

its like if the movie clue was filmed in a spooky house and every five seconds an old man slapped your wrist and told you your mom never loved you

horror gargamel threw up acid and then was banished to hell

i dont care that it runs like poop from a butt its the most fun i've ever had

If you’re not sure what game to play, play this one and you will immediately think of a million more fun games you’ll wish you were playing

went in with no expectations and got my dick blown off