evanmichael
12 Reviews liked by evanmichael
the truth of the matter is that everything worth saying about this game has already been said, and said well. the original was a wonderful and creative game with a number of notable flaws keeping it back from being perfect, and this remake polishes up what made it wonderful and circumvents what made it annoying. it's really a perfect remake in my eyes.
(also wanted to make an obligatory mention of transgender vivian being re-canonized! as someone who grew up loving her character, it means a lot to see <3)
(also wanted to make an obligatory mention of transgender vivian being re-canonized! as someone who grew up loving her character, it means a lot to see <3)
Super Mario RPG
2023
STELLAR game that is only held up by its weird desire to give you math problems to solve sometimes
doesnt' got the sauce did not finish
It came out on my birthday. I'm tied to this game for life.
Sonic Frontiers
2022
Loving this game is like living in an abusive relationship
the gameplay is a total mixed bag, but if you don't think that sonic wielding a sword is cool idea i simply do not know how to help you. call a priest and ask if they do exorcisms for sad & lonely beasts.
(half a star added for the existence of emulators that can map the wiimote waggling to a single button press)
(half a star added for the existence of emulators that can map the wiimote waggling to a single button press)
The 7th Guest
1993
its like if the movie clue was filmed in a spooky house and every five seconds an old man slapped your wrist and told you your mom never loved you
The 7th Guest
1993
horror gargamel threw up acid and then was banished to hell
Pokémon Violet
2022
i dont care that it runs like poop from a butt its the most fun i've ever had
Sonic Superstars
2023
If you’re not sure what game to play, play this one and you will immediately think of a million more fun games you’ll wish you were playing
Sonic Dream Team
2023
went in with no expectations and got my dick blown off
Pikmin 4
2023
If you don't like this game that's a Dandori issue I'm sorry.