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every spiderman 2 quest

"spiderman, you need to go find The Killsterminator's hideout or else the legacy of james schulyer's contributions to the new york city poetry scene will be lost forever!

spiderman: "looks like i need to use some iambic peter-meter"

Killsterminator during a 7 phase boss fight: "i stole the poems because i don't like what i see in the mirror"

Kraven the Hunter: "just killed 700 people"

it's easy to nitpick flaws and design choices, be it the vast unused spaces in the late game, recycled bossfights and the unbalanced PVP experience.
elden ring remains far greater than the sum of its parts. one of the greatest experiences videogames can and will ever offer.