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Shelving this one because the “escape the eruption” sequence at the end of Act 3 genuinely started to give me a migraine
It’s like all of the wonkiest aspects of the game came together into one glorious mess of platforming hell
My frustration DEFINITELY doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that I’ve been asked to work late 3 days in a row now, why do you ask?
It’s like all of the wonkiest aspects of the game came together into one glorious mess of platforming hell
My frustration DEFINITELY doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that I’ve been asked to work late 3 days in a row now, why do you ask?
Not to get all political, but I’m down with using the Kingdoms of Amalur-equivalent of FF7’s Meteor to wipe Webwood off the face of the planet
It’s not even a difficulty thing I’m just the #1 spider hater on the internet
I hate the way that they walk, the way that they stalk, the way that they leap, the way that they sneak
It’s not even a difficulty thing I’m just the #1 spider hater on the internet
I hate the way that they walk, the way that they stalk, the way that they leap, the way that they sneak
TINFOIL HAT TIME: if you play as Wolverine this is secretly an Old Man Logan prequel where you go through and kill X-Men because you've been tricked by Mysterio
I was trying to figure out the whole time why I was fighting characters like Cable, Beast, Nightcrawler, Psylocke, Colossus, Angel, and Bishop and this was my favorite headcanon I came up with
I was trying to figure out the whole time why I was fighting characters like Cable, Beast, Nightcrawler, Psylocke, Colossus, Angel, and Bishop and this was my favorite headcanon I came up with
Much like the Silent Hill franchise, this GBC port of the first Harry Potter game presents existential horror through metaphor
Harry’s feelings of abandonment by his parents are represented by the fact that Hagrid ditches him in monster-filled caves at every given opportunity to fend for himself
But through his struggles, Harry proves that anyone can defeat a stuttering dude in a turban who’s hiding a shriveled ballsack of a dark lord on the back of his head
Harry’s feelings of abandonment by his parents are represented by the fact that Hagrid ditches him in monster-filled caves at every given opportunity to fend for himself
But through his struggles, Harry proves that anyone can defeat a stuttering dude in a turban who’s hiding a shriveled ballsack of a dark lord on the back of his head
The fact that Invincibility is 1,000,000 studs but there are no stud multipliers and every enemy has the accuracy of a gunslinger on adderall is DISGUSTIN
I almost have every Minikit in the game but I barely have 300,000 studs total so the hypothetical grind would be ridiculous
I almost have every Minikit in the game but I barely have 300,000 studs total so the hypothetical grind would be ridiculous
DreamWorks had a track record at this point of releasing spinoff games that were essentially DLC for the GBA title that more closely followed the film's narrative
So...what happened here? I booted it up expecting a platformer where Hammy collects coffee or whatever but this is a secret golf game with surprisingly interesting mechanics like being able to move around the terrain before taking a shot
I'm genuinely curious as to how this happened. Like golf has nothing to do with Over the Hedge other than them maybe having a golf bag that they use at one point...who watched the movie or looked at the concept art and went "those critters should be golfing"
I highly suspect this was another game called like "Animal Golf" or something that they slapped the Over the Hedge branding on because wtf even
So...what happened here? I booted it up expecting a platformer where Hammy collects coffee or whatever but this is a secret golf game with surprisingly interesting mechanics like being able to move around the terrain before taking a shot
I'm genuinely curious as to how this happened. Like golf has nothing to do with Over the Hedge other than them maybe having a golf bag that they use at one point...who watched the movie or looked at the concept art and went "those critters should be golfing"
I highly suspect this was another game called like "Animal Golf" or something that they slapped the Over the Hedge branding on because wtf even
My dad and I used to play this game until we'd reach the Pelennor Fields level which would devolve into an episode of The Bear where there would be a lot of screaming as we'd try to balance way too many objectives at once
Incredibly lore accurate because anytime Sam is an NPC he rushes into combat head first and single-handedly carries Frodo and Gollum on his back
He won't even wait for the cutscenes to end, he just runs across the screen and starts stabbing orcs who are still delivering dialogue
He won't even wait for the cutscenes to end, he just runs across the screen and starts stabbing orcs who are still delivering dialogue
We watched this movie in elementary school and when it ended my best friend yelled "that sucked!" then pinned it on another kid who got detention as a result
That is the only interesting thing about the March of the Penguins franchise/cinematic universe/dynasty
That is the only interesting thing about the March of the Penguins franchise/cinematic universe/dynasty
I think the Dark Knight took muscle relaxers because he's throwing punches out at the speed of a Korean War vet
At least you get to fight seemingly endless clones of Allen the Alien from Invincible, the multiverse really is real
At least you get to fight seemingly endless clones of Allen the Alien from Invincible, the multiverse really is real
This Fire Emblem clone got me thinking that if Sakurai ever got his hands on it we'd probably see Aragorn and the Mouth of Sauron in Smash 6
I know that everything associated with this movie is a meme, but this game is one of the few I've ever played in my life that made me feel legitimately nauseous
Maybe the worst art design I've ever seen for a 2D side scroller where beyond it being confusing as to what you can jump on or interact with, it's also just UNBELIEVABLY ugly
We failed you, Mike Myers, we really did
Maybe the worst art design I've ever seen for a 2D side scroller where beyond it being confusing as to what you can jump on or interact with, it's also just UNBELIEVABLY ugly
We failed you, Mike Myers, we really did
2023
My friends forced me to play COD so now I’m forcing them to play this and all is finally right in the world again
Together, somehow, we will defeat mommy Lilith
Together, somehow, we will defeat mommy Lilith
2023
Idk if this is a hot take or not but, outside of the DLC, this might be the most boring roster for an MK game
All of the silly goofy characters are Kameos, leaving a list of fighters that range from humans to humans with swords
BRING BACK WEIRDOS LIKE MOLOCH AND KOLLECTOR #bringbackweirdos
All of the silly goofy characters are Kameos, leaving a list of fighters that range from humans to humans with swords
BRING BACK WEIRDOS LIKE MOLOCH AND KOLLECTOR #bringbackweirdos
Was anyone going to warn me that outside of combat this is borderline a Marvel dating sim?
It’s got the weirdest roster this side of Rise of the Imperfects but this time you get to dress them up in a bathing suit of your choice and improve your friendship level with them by going on “dates” to various havens
I’m not making this up
It’s got the weirdest roster this side of Rise of the Imperfects but this time you get to dress them up in a bathing suit of your choice and improve your friendship level with them by going on “dates” to various havens
I’m not making this up