foog
2023
white people will really colonize an alien planet just for spice than never season their food 🤦♂️
2001
hey eggman,,, heard you were hungry. i got a sandwich for ya! a 'kuckle sandwich'!!
we gotta go to the torture labyrinth tomorrow
the what?
we gotta get tortured for all oh eternaty tomorrow
oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
okay
the what?
we gotta get tortured for all oh eternaty tomorrow
oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
okay
2023
didnt p once during this game..................................... i lied! i peed!!!
2001
hello? is this 'devil may cry'? i am looking for a fourth part time job to support my growing physical collection of yaoi Doujinshi. i am currently $-44,495$ in debt
person : wow lol these mario wonder flowers sure are funny lmao rolfcopter X‑D
mariowonderflowerfu_cker1991: same
mariowonderflowerfu_cker1991: same
2004
pick up that can. put it in the trash. okay. now do the freeman shaker. yeah thats rigjht the freeman shaker. do it. now., yeah. thats it. keep going. yeah do the freeman shaker. thgats rigjt. okay. move along citizen
nintendo gamer designer: okay guys, i have a pretty good idea of what our first dlc character should be-
masahiro sakurai plopping his massive 33 meter long piranha plant onto the table:
masahiro sakurai plopping his massive 33 meter long piranha plant onto the table:
i eat my mattress. i know i know, laugh and jeer at me, point and throw tomatoes, but its true guys. ever since i was a wee lad i would take tiny nibbles out of my bed. first it was the corner, and once i chewed that off i moved onto the sides, than the cushioning inside, then the middle. at first my parents were concerned, but later they accepted me for who i am. i have eaten through 14 beds in my lifetime, most cotten and wool, but recently (with the support of friends and family) i have transitioned to memory foam full time!! :))))
computer, show me : "chica chicken making out with Freddy Fazbear no clothes" please.
2017
statistically: several people had their gay furry awakening because of meowscles
2023
Lethal Company themed prank on the GF! while she is sleeping administer a does of acid into her blood stream through the wrist and watch her writhe in pain and die! now that's what I call a "Lethal Company"!!!
This happened to my buddy Eric
2023
mom caught me trying to learn the herald of darkness dance in my room. called me a sissy and said that spider man 2 was better. im typing this with tears in my eyes
stabbing myself several times in the urethra dont worry guys this gets REALLY fun after the 77th stab trust me!!