WHY IS THIS ON BACKLOGGD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2013
This becomes much less scary when you find out that the creator of the original creepypasta is a degenerate furry who threw a hissy fit over his story recieving criticism.
(he also groomed minors but that's a different can of worms)
(he also groomed minors but that's a different can of worms)
toontown but awesome :)
2014
Weirdly horribly optimized for a shovelware Garfield game made for PC.
Still a 10/10 however, because it's Garfield Kart babyyyyyy.
Still a 10/10 however, because it's Garfield Kart babyyyyyy.
2006
Some really awful rubber banding but overall pretty fun.
Also this game almost got me hit by a car at the age of 7 years old so there's that.
Also this game almost got me hit by a car at the age of 7 years old so there's that.
Oh Joshua, how much your back must hurt from how much you carried this DLC.
1995
You are Dead, Dead Dead
You are Dead, Dead Dead
Thought you were hot, guess what you're not
You are Dead, Dead Dead
Brought your whole adventure to a screeching hault
You are Dead, Dead Dead
Your heart has stopped and your brain is cold, you are so so dead
And now your body is starting to mold, you are so so dead
This Dimension, cuts like a knife
You are Dead, Dead Dead
What a pitiful waste of a human life
You are Dead, Dead Dead
Your heart has stopped and your brain is cold, you are so so dead
And now your body is starting to mold, you are so so dead
Aww, such a sad sad story
You're gone empty head in the red, Game Over
You're Through, Gone
How does it feel to be dead? (You are dead~)
Bye Bye, You're history, You're Through! You're Dust
I hope you improve your lousy score
Adios, See you later, Bye Bye
Try Again!
You are Dead, Dead Dead.
You are Dead, Dead Dead
Thought you were hot, guess what you're not
You are Dead, Dead Dead
Brought your whole adventure to a screeching hault
You are Dead, Dead Dead
Your heart has stopped and your brain is cold, you are so so dead
And now your body is starting to mold, you are so so dead
This Dimension, cuts like a knife
You are Dead, Dead Dead
What a pitiful waste of a human life
You are Dead, Dead Dead
Your heart has stopped and your brain is cold, you are so so dead
And now your body is starting to mold, you are so so dead
Aww, such a sad sad story
You're gone empty head in the red, Game Over
You're Through, Gone
How does it feel to be dead? (You are dead~)
Bye Bye, You're history, You're Through! You're Dust
I hope you improve your lousy score
Adios, See you later, Bye Bye
Try Again!
You are Dead, Dead Dead.
2007
An almost perfect finale to the original Halo trilogy.
Compared to the jump from Combat Evolved to Halo 2, the jump from Halo 2 to 3 isn't nearly as drastic and I missed the added variety from Halo 2, playing as the Arbiter for half of the game, however this does also help add to the game's story, controlling Master Chief for the entirety of the duration.
Duel wielding has sadly been toned down slightly from Halo 2, which was my favorite thing to mess around with in the previous game, however it's still present and the gunplay feels smoother than in the previous games.
While the enemy and weapon balancing in Halo 3 feels much more refined compared to Halo 2, some mechanics such as the checkpoint system have still not been fixed, even if they aren't as frustrating as they were before.
The soundtrack is wonderful, one of the best to come from the series, with Halo 2 Anniversary's OST only coming close.
The levels, while long all feel varied and interesting and while I don't feel there's nearly as much variety as in the previous title, Bungie clearly went for quality over quantity and it shows.
Overall, Halo 3 is a wonderful little bow to wrap up their original trilogy of Xbox shooters, it's aged gracefully and has arguably the best multiplayer in the series to boot.
Compared to the jump from Combat Evolved to Halo 2, the jump from Halo 2 to 3 isn't nearly as drastic and I missed the added variety from Halo 2, playing as the Arbiter for half of the game, however this does also help add to the game's story, controlling Master Chief for the entirety of the duration.
Duel wielding has sadly been toned down slightly from Halo 2, which was my favorite thing to mess around with in the previous game, however it's still present and the gunplay feels smoother than in the previous games.
While the enemy and weapon balancing in Halo 3 feels much more refined compared to Halo 2, some mechanics such as the checkpoint system have still not been fixed, even if they aren't as frustrating as they were before.
The soundtrack is wonderful, one of the best to come from the series, with Halo 2 Anniversary's OST only coming close.
The levels, while long all feel varied and interesting and while I don't feel there's nearly as much variety as in the previous title, Bungie clearly went for quality over quantity and it shows.
Overall, Halo 3 is a wonderful little bow to wrap up their original trilogy of Xbox shooters, it's aged gracefully and has arguably the best multiplayer in the series to boot.
A super fun kart racer that's aged really well.
I'm home.
2007
I played around with the level editor as a kid for more time than I'd be willing to admit to.
1994
Wherever you are, Blue Sphere Guy, I hope you're doing well and enjoying touching blue spheres until the end of time.
2022
This is literally just an update for Overwatch 1 that was hyped up as a sequel, the Switch version even still uses the Overwatch 1 icon and refers to it as such and that kinda says it all.
When Snake cries, I cry :(
2021
Epic Games were like "We're gonna make the best Spider-Man web slinging ever put into a video game and then get rid of it after a couple of months."
Also the Rock is in it.
Also the Rock is in it.