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Resident Evil 4
2005
The run Shinji Mikami had from 2002 to 2010 is unrivaled by Any game designer alive today. A Master at the absolute Peak of his craft. Most game designers can't hope to achieve in their entire careers what this man achieved in this one Video Game.
If you were to design a game around the idea of a Low% run it would be this exact video game. If you were to make Tetris (1984) into an Action game, it would be this exact video game. If there ever was a game equivalent to the Nike of Samothrace, it would be this exact video game.
If you were to design a game around the idea of a Low% run it would be this exact video game. If you were to make Tetris (1984) into an Action game, it would be this exact video game. If there ever was a game equivalent to the Nike of Samothrace, it would be this exact video game.
its okay. But its no SoR4
Ninja Gaiden: Gardia de Mieux, the Jaquio
Ninja Gaiden II: Ashtar, Emperor of Darkness and Wielder of the Dark Sword of Chaos
Ninja Gaiden III: some asshole named Clancy
Ninja Gaiden II: Ashtar, Emperor of Darkness and Wielder of the Dark Sword of Chaos
Ninja Gaiden III: some asshole named Clancy
Dragon's Crown
2013
Beautiful graphics, an engrossing world and sort-of story, fun gameplay, and I’m gay so I don’t care that one character has really big tiddies
Probably my favorite game that uses the halo engine, including every single halo game. I don’t like halo games, you see. Stubbs is a more charismatic protagonist than master chief by a mile and he can’t even speak because his brain is half-rotten
Shinobi
2002
the scarf.
Muchi Muchi Pork!
2007
As far as character study goes, getting proficient at this game is one step below climbing Fushimi Inari Taisha to shitpost and one step above organizing Vtuber sneezes on perceived viscosity.
what's gayer, men kissing or whatever stanley and the narrator have going on
i miss the nier 2010 piss filter this game is too blue and gray
but... the elevator...
Paradise Killer
2020
arrives on the island wearing a mariya takeuchi t-shirt, with my hair in a punch perm and the confidence gained by knowing that the yen is strong and i'm doing well at my office job "you know, i'm something of a citypop fan myself"
the most camp mario kart ever made