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Stardew Valley
2016
the white girl's elden ring
Wii U review: literally peak monster hunter with the best monster designs, maps and the water mechanic true hunters were never afraid of
3DS review: turn your browser’s zoom to 10% then read the above text
3DS review: turn your browser’s zoom to 10% then read the above text
It Takes Two
2021
Good game but it would be better if it was about two happily married gay dudes and some asshole magic book that just decided to fuck with them for no reason
It Takes Two
2021
really solid whimsical co-op platformer with v/ lovely dollhouse landscapes and a constantly shifting kitchen sinky approach that keeps things fresh, but just a bit shallow! This heinous couple doesn't need to get divorced they need to be executed
Pilgrims
2019
Like the rest of Amanita Design's games, Pilgrims is a game full of heart (<3) & STRONG chaotic [neutral] energy ( >:^} )
A game about community and mutual aid. Everyone comes together in these odd ways & each person leaves having their quest fulfilled or otherwise "taken care of"
Very fun, charming, low stakes, silly goofy way to spend a cozy evening
A game about community and mutual aid. Everyone comes together in these odd ways & each person leaves having their quest fulfilled or otherwise "taken care of"
Very fun, charming, low stakes, silly goofy way to spend a cozy evening
Stacklands
2022
There's not a ton to the game, but I was so enthralled by it that I played it straight for 7 hours.
Snakebird
2015
:V
Snakebird
2015
me: I don't believe Hitler made any games
snakebird: adjusts tie, sweating profusely h-hello...
snakebird: adjusts tie, sweating profusely h-hello...
Demon's Souls
2009
patches may kick me down holes but hes still my best weed dealer
Rhythm Heaven Fever
2011
This review contains spoilers
• oo-kiii oo, ki-ki!
• ba bahm, bahm, bahm (2, 3, 4!)
• ee-ooo.. (ah-oh!) ee-ooo.. (ah-oh!)
• heh heh heh...... /swing/
• tweet, twe-twe-tweet, SQUAWK
• thdonk donk. thdonk donk. thdonk donk.
• rea-dy? and... tap tap tap! (okay!)
• 12 3... 3 2 1 together~
• soon we will see we're, living the dreams of, our generatioooon!
ps: personally i thought-
• wubba dubba dub is that true?
-was a little over-political, but i'll let it slide
• ba bahm, bahm, bahm (2, 3, 4!)
• ee-ooo.. (ah-oh!) ee-ooo.. (ah-oh!)
• heh heh heh...... /swing/
• tweet, twe-twe-tweet, SQUAWK
• thdonk donk. thdonk donk. thdonk donk.
• rea-dy? and... tap tap tap! (okay!)
• 12 3... 3 2 1 together~
• soon we will see we're, living the dreams of, our generatioooon!
ps: personally i thought-
• wubba dubba dub is that true?
-was a little over-political, but i'll let it slide
Revisiting this made me realize how much I dislike the mainline Kirby series. It's a one button beat em up where most of the enemies die in one hit with some of the most simple platforming you'll ever come across in a game. Kirby's way too overpowered for there to be any challenge and it just feels mind numbing. The cutesy art style's kind of charming but at that point I'd rather just play Yoshi's Island or Klonoa something like that. Still love Epic Yarn though
The Dark Spire
2009
It's good! It's messy and hard to deal with in places, but I really do respect what it goes for.
The Silver Case
2016
OINK- A truly incredible master piece by the goat Suda51. SQUEEEELSS OINKKKKKK----- reminiscent of titles such as grunts Ergo Proxy and OINKK OINKKKK----- Ghost in the shell.
The atmosphere and vibes were just OINK-- fantastic. The plot squeels is way ahead of its time grunts the way it OINK- doesn't really say anything and makes no sense.
Hoping to grunts replay it in a few years and be able to enjoy the incredible experience of getting lost in the squeels silver case atmosphere OINK- again.
grunts Kill the past OINK-.
The atmosphere and vibes were just OINK-- fantastic. The plot squeels is way ahead of its time grunts the way it OINK- doesn't really say anything and makes no sense.
Hoping to grunts replay it in a few years and be able to enjoy the incredible experience of getting lost in the squeels silver case atmosphere OINK- again.
grunts Kill the past OINK-.
Killer7
2005
Masterpiece of a game because every opinion on it is objectively correct.
Do you think the game sucks. You're right it does suck
Do you think the game is a literary masterpiece. You're right it is
Do you think Mask De Smith is the best. You are right on so many levels
Do you think the game sucks. You're right it does suck
Do you think the game is a literary masterpiece. You're right it is
Do you think Mask De Smith is the best. You are right on so many levels
This review contains spoilers
i don't think i expected the biggest influence on the new kirby game to be bayonetta, but i'm glad it was