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The history revisionism around this game is insane, this game is fucking booty cheeks bad. It inherently doesnt work due to both the technology of the time and the type of game it is. You get used to the horrible gameplay, but thats not the game growing on you, its you shrinking to the game. Grinding is so ass backwards, its horrible. This version is the best this game could ever be without being a full remake from the ground up.
The only positives about this game are that it is mercifully short (unlike ff8), and that it basically invented final fantasy and stories in video games as a whole (despite 1s being better lmaooo). Very important game in history, but please dont pretend that its good

Been playing the remaster that came out recently. Remember when mobile games were just fun, bite-sized games for cheap that weren't trying to milk money out of you? Good times, good times.
Now give us more remasters like this please, I'd really love that.

Edit: Fuck you Rovio

Great Mario Party but lord, why did Nintendo just leave this game to die after release? They could've really updated it and added extra boards but they just didn't?

This is my Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.

Whoever thought it'd be a good idea to make the player draw with a god damn wiimote should be ashamed. My wrist still hurts.

Homophobes been real quiet since this dropped.

Hornet is cute, I'd let her stab me.

P.S. Watcher Knight can suck my dick and balls