Get me OUT of here! Don't just stand there like a goon!

If you're confused then look at this list. Now you might be sitting here and wondering to yourself, why is Austin Powers! Oh, Behave! so high on this list? Well, that's because all of these games are bad! That's right, there are only roughly 30 good games on this list! And I didn't even play 3 of them! Oh bother! What a conundrum! Someone help me!

Eyeless Jack
Eyeless Jack
I don't even remember this

101

Ore ga Omae wo Mamoru
Ore ga Omae wo Mamoru
Want to see more… will probably see more..

102

Dread Weight
Dread Weight
Better than the first game? 3D backgrounds look cool but I had no idea what the fuck to do and seemingly everything had to be done perfectly

103

Spray
Spray
⬇️⬇️I'M WITH STUPID⬇️⬇️

I don't remember which one was below this before

104

The Dark Pictures Anthology: The Devil in Me
The Dark Pictures Anthology: The Devil in Me
Deadly night IS a worse game than this is, but for being literally 10 times longer and an exhaustive waste of time it’s easily the most emotionally damaging of all of these thus far

EDIT: The curse has worn down for me. Still hate this thing but I don't care anymore...

105

Gohome
Gohome
Is what I would have loved to do while I played this

106

Speedy Eggbert
Speedy Eggbert
A little too hard for me; actually quite slow!

107

Dead Dreams
Dead Dreams
“Dead”, is not the word I would use personally, but I learned what color a garnet is I suppose

108

Arthur and the Invisibles
Arthur and the Invisibles
Idk how this was so high up Arthur and his reverse pedo ass Arthur and his pedo girlfriend ass Arthur and his 38 year old creator married a 16 year old ass. Still not a terrible game though tbf

artur...

109

Mr.Tomatos
Mr.Tomatos
What the tomato?

110

Ms.Lemons
Ms.Lemons
What the lemon?

111

Blair Witch Volume 1: Rustin Parr
Blair Witch Volume 1: Rustin Parr
What the fuck?

112

Buff Imposter
Buff Imposter
God what a fucking cunt

113

Cat Go! Ultimate Challenge
Cat Go! Ultimate Challenge
Cat's went

114

Bubble Bath Babes
Bubble Bath Babes
If you love Magical Drop and big bouncy booby babes then this is the game for you!

115

Spice World
Spice World
Genuinely do not have anything to say, stay in school, love thy neighbor, God bless you all, and goodnight.

116

The Visitor
The Visitor
I don't fucking remember what this is. A kid ate poop and there was a troll?

117

Neko Secret: Homecoming
Neko Secret: Homecoming
Deceptively interactive hentai tile puzzle, but they only have 2 outfits :( that girl was too glooped up on her mcdonalds shift

118

A House for Alesa
A House for Alesa
It was almost good, until, well, you know...

119

Koikatsu Party
Koikatsu Party
Really didn't wanna do this one but her feet AND her hands were so fucking small. God bless.

120

The Exit 8
The Exit 8
Do better Japan

121

Mermaid Swamp
Mermaid Swamp
Boring. Boring. Boring. Where was the strong sexual content? Where were the F cups? The only F was this GAME. WHAT were they THIIIIINKIIIING?

122

Pop Plus: Solo
Pop Plus: Solo
Literally go outside and blow bubbles

123

Honey Select 2: Libido
Honey Select 2: Libido
What were they thinking? Releasing this pooped up squack? 70 dollars? More like 70 showers I'll have to take to help clear the stress that this caused me

124

Mirror 2: Project X
Mirror 2: Project X
I played this pretty much by myself and Morris literally didn't pay attention to any of it because she was texting the whole time and she probably doesn't even remember me playing this and it's just going to stay that way forever

125

Tag with Ryan
Tag with Ryan
Subway surfers rip off made by abusive parents but I get to be MEXICAN. RYAN.

126

Charlotte's Web
Charlotte's Web
If Steve Buscemi was in this game

127

Love Love School Days
Love Love School Days
Love love my fucking ass on your stupid ass face dumb bitch

128

Killer Bear
Killer Bear
He wasn't actually a bear and the game doesn't even fucking work. Is he supposed to be gay?

129

That's So Raven
That's So Raven
its okay needed to get hit here for the hall monitor skip next up we’re gonna be getting blind play through world record yea h I don’t think anyone has actually gotten the presents in this stage faster than I have can I submit my time without a video

130

Yeah! Fighting Girl
Yeah! Fighting Girl
Mmmmanarmfmmmnanmnumnumnum becomes watermeloion and r ollls of f train

131

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Would have been better if I could use a dance pad. I'll go into the other chipmunk games with a more open mind. Update, I will never be going into the other chipmunk games. Better with a dance pad? Stupid bitch

132

Babe
Babe
I'm writing this with no creative liberties or freedom whatsoever. If you're reading this it's already too late for me. Babe. Does anyone even remember what happens in Babe? Is the sheep with that name actually in the movie? I can't meaningfully prove that this game isn't just a fantastic retelling of a movie that may or may not exist. I mean if this game was released on windows 96 in the year 1996 it wouldn't have been THAT bad but this game came out 1 month before Super Mario Galaxy.
I turn to see the mostly obscured figure, clearly dissatisfied with the amount that I've written about Babe for the PlayStation 2. Sweat beading down my face, gun to the back of my head. No way to prove succinctly that I actually truly believe anything I've written, all an act of desperation. I see there is no way to satisfy the beast, I quickly turn and grab the barrel that's pinned to my head to push it away at the last second, gunshots resound. I open my eyes to look down at what I expected to be gunshot wounds, but I'm fine. I turn to the now bloodied figure, I pierce my words through the anxiety welling in my chest and ask, "But why was the sheep named that?". The figure, a woman, responds "it's just a common barn animal name", I shoot 3 more times over the dulcet cords of Kevin Macleod. And yet she complained, that her belly was not full.

133

Ao Oni 3D
Ao Oni 3D
3d ?? Blue demon 3D>>? PURPLE demown.....

134

A House for Alesa 2
A House for Alesa 2
No comment.

135

Miasmata
Miasmata
Fell asleep counter: I don’t even know anymore. There were no statues. No creaturws. Just a guy running around in the woods with overripe bananas.not even any oven to make a bread with. Yaaaaaawn

136

Some Say It Has Always Been Here
Some Say It Has Always Been Here
Referencing Stanislaw Lem and Tarkovsky in one sentence and clearly trying to write your arthouse fic like they write their stories is a demerit
EDIT: I realize now that he was probably referencing the movie and NOT the book but it was still DUMB

137

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Bubba would be fucking ashamed

138

Anime Standing
Anime Standing
I was in fact not standing most of the time

139

Beat Refle
Beat Refle
Boring! Don’t feel like molesting women to the fucked up broken beat !

140

Slendergus
Slendergus
They didn't even give him his oxygen tank how the fuck can he breath in there

141

Andy's Apple Farm
Andy's Apple Farm
That's so fucking rude

I REMEMBERED

142

Oni Asobi
Oni Asobi
It made me frustrated and and I hated it! Fail!

143

The Diner
The Diner
Couldn't see anything and I spent more time downloading the game than I did playing it

144

Killer Frequency
Killer Frequency
So boring that I got to play basketball with a trash can and a coffee cup and that wasn't even enough to entertain me

145

Birthday Party Bash
Birthday Party Bash
I played this on neither of our birthdays

146

Breaking Bad DS
Breaking Bad DS
I would have cleared this fucking game if it weren't for a my personal timer

147

Mighty Beanz Pocket Puzzles
Mighty Beanz Pocket Puzzles
I beaned it so fucking hard I got the 2x super bean offhhhhhhhghhgh fuck yeaa

148

Dear Red: Extended
Dear Red: Extended
I faileed my experimaernt...l. she's terminally head holed

149

Rain World
Rain World
Mr. Bean's wacky world is just better and I think you're probably racist if you don't agree ummmmm YEA I said it I said what we were all thinking

150

Its Snowing
Its Snowing
No apostrophe dumbass whore bitch fucking idiot

151

Venge
Venge
Sorry someone stole your idea but can someone tell me if I was playing as Justin? Who was E ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️? Morris sleeper agent game

152

Hippo: Little Red Riding Hood
Hippo: Little Red Riding Hood
I mean this game is literally just a scam but it also feels kinda weirdly racist where the fuck is Peppa when you need her! Oh yeah, she was splashing in a puddle with the dead queen of England! At least they put some effort into their scam I suppose

153

Cat Milk
Cat Milk
My cat could have done this

154

Garten of Banban 3
Garten of Banban 3
Goated Precious even!

155

Garten of Banban 4
Garten of Banban 4
jumbo joch??. and opila bird??? mutant baby nbird???//. choo choo carl?!?!?!?!?! Squirty caarl!!!

156

Howling Village: Echoes
Howling Village: Echoes
You've gotta be kidding me... I'm on fire.

157

Waifu Impact
Waifu Impact
They came at the worst time, and they didn't even help. Their tattooed boobs and giant pussies didn't help me at all. And worst of all, I got squirted. And I didn't even have fun!

158

The Future You've Been Dreaming Of
The Future You've Been Dreaming Of
The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11,[d] were four coordinated Islamist suicide terrorist attacks carried out by al-Qaeda against the United States in 2001. That morning, 19 terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners scheduled to travel from the New England and Mid-Atlantic regions of the East Coast to California
-15 femininity

159

Cooking Companions
Cooking Companions
whpopoooooah how did you get down here sir. SIR

160

RuPaul's Drag Race Superstar
RuPaul's Drag Race Superstar
SORRY NEWCOMER; YOU DIDNT SHORT THE STOCK ON SILTRONIC FAST ENOUGH; SASHAY AWAY pit stop guy Marcus

161

Witch Hunt
Witch Hunt
Day 15 give it up for day 15 woooooo haha lol like woah. Wherewold??? haha hah wooo

162

Marble Maid
Marble Maid
Monkey madness! Oh my glorp! Da chonky bujnnyuso snoinky....,,!!!!<,.!<,>!!

163

Halloween 1
Halloween 1
Michael noooo oh nverminde

164

Hairy Trees Massacre
Hairy Trees Massacre
Marrying bigfoot was a total wash. Scam ass game, fake ass legs, stupid ass boobs

165

MythBusters: The Game
MythBusters: The Game
This is not mythbusters.

166

Livestream: Escape from Hotel Izanami
Livestream: Escape from Hotel Izanami
When is blorbos bongo coming out

167

Hell's Kitchen: The Game
Hell's Kitchen: The Game
Gordon Ramsey is actually [Slur redacted]

168

NSFW Solitaire
NSFW Solitaire
It's solitaire. It's boobs. I don't know how to play solitaire.

169

Please Answer Carefully
Please Answer Carefully
Made some spooky noises for like 1 minute but unlike nsfw solitaire there were NO big booby ace of spades

170

New kind of adventure
New kind of adventure
The first community post I saw for this game was a child showing off his limited edition spicy chipotle chicken pizza from the california pizza kitchen. what happened to your cover sir???

171

Rewind or Die
Rewind or Die
The lower you've gotten on this list the less I have to say

172

Savior of the Abyss
Savior of the Abyss
Weird stupid 12 year old girl with her sweater off her shoulder wanna be ass witches house shit

173

Ao Oni 2
Ao Oni 2
This game is too nerve-racking, it's dangerous! :3 #AoOni2

174

Nira Oni
Nira Oni
womp womp

175

Ao Oni 3
Ao Oni 3
Watch the ao oni movie instead

176

My Dear Brother Jeff
My Dear Brother Jeff
🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪

177

Pedestal
Pedestal
Got bored after 5 minutes. Pretty soon I'll finally get a sleep counter...

178

Western Slot Machine
Western Slot Machine
bah fall sleep
bah fall down
I can't believe the ai would create racism in my casino!

179

Stray Souls
Stray Souls
Pretty funny. I miss grandma. She had the saggiest boobs I've ever seen. My dad is a bald guy? Kill yourself!

180

Fears to Fathom: Ironbark Lookout
Fears to Fathom: Ironbark Lookout
I spotted a sadistic evil cult gatsps OMZ! I tak ean evil topless selfie to commemerare the moment cachink I left the flash on! Oh nozzz ;-; I escape to the highway, heals barely intact, to see everyone calling me a crazy freaked up psycho, at least I got my boba! SIP I never went back in a forest again because my boobs looked so bad in the pic it must have been cause of all the nature! I ❤️ New York!

181

Under the Witch: Beginnings
Under the Witch: Beginnings
This is just like that one Flo milli song

182

Poptropica
Poptropica
...

183

Apex Heroines
Apex Heroines
I just wanted to be “little orange”…

184

The Lord of the Rings: Gollum
The Lord of the Rings: Gollum
Everyone knows that Smeagol is the most marketable middle earth character

185

Townlore
Townlore
You will never be a creepypasta.

186

Oppai Academy Big, Bouncy, Booby Babes!
Oppai Academy Big, Bouncy, Booby Babes!
Really disappointed with this one. The boobs never even bounced once, and every chapter ends on a cliff hanger? My fake sun tanned class president would never leave me hanging like this. And the writing? I mean, how does a water heater explode at the exact same time that an unlocked door conveniently gets stuck shut? Is this some kind of pedophile magic? Gonna be honest, it's a 2/10 from me. Maybe the oppai academy will bring more to the table next semester.

187

Garten of Banban 7
Garten of Banban 7
493 days of banban

that's it? no opila bird?

188

Choo Choo Survivor
Choo Choo Survivor
Nabnab and banbaleena would have made this game better

189

Slendrina
Slendrina
Congratulation! You have escaped slendriner:3

190

Greyhill Incident
Greyhill Incident
This is NOT our world do not lump me in with you

191

Saturnalia
Saturnalia
Ticked off the racism box but I didn't even get to see the homophobia!
Live sleep tally: 1. Not even the homphobia was good enough!

192

I'm Scared of My Girlfriend
I'm Scared of My Girlfriend
At first I felt like this could have come from a genuine place but it doesn't really seem like it did and it made me uncomfortable, another big loss for the Playdate

193

Hilda and the Tower of Lust
Hilda and the Tower of Lust
Not even funny porn. Very gross porn. Very bad things. We do not claim this woman

194

He Needs His Medicine
He Needs His Medicine
He didn't really seem like he needed it. I think he might have a problem...

195

A House for Alesa 3
A House for Alesa 3
Someone you know is gay.
Someone you know is "bi".
Someone you know is transgender.
Someone you know is A. V. Dossow.

Watch your back.

196

Deadly Night
Deadly Night
I feel like a grandmother looking at my great grandchildren. I can't fucking remember who these people even are I'm so oooold

197

Quest for Moomoo
Quest for Moomoo
Quest for my ass on your fucking face dumbass cow bitch

198

Sexts
Sexts
Some ONEturn on the ac in this hospital! who put all these levers on the walls.... oh no...... the lions... they're coming......... ARRHHHHH NIOOO OH MY GOD

199

Life of Black Tiger
Life of Black Tiger
His life fucking sucked stupid dumbass

200

27 Comments


1 year ago

Deadly Night was a stain on my family-friendly (mostly) shitty games track record

1 year ago

I mostly forgive you

1 year ago

I fucking hate the devil in me I wish we never played deadly night so you could slap that shit at the very bottom where it belongs

1 year ago

I mostly forgive you.

1 year ago

I was gonna say that I don't forgive YOU but then I saw the list. Thank u

1 year ago

why do you refer to me here as if I am some bodiless entity

1 year ago

You know why...

1 year ago

Please finish mr beans world i wanna go back.

1 year ago

Happy 69th game!

1 year ago

Purgatory is the perfect 69th game because that’s where I belong after playing the last 2 games and nothing special

1 year ago

we should of played dmmd for this occassion. Is there another funny sex number. 74?

1 year ago

@moschidae I'd like to refrain from answering.

1 year ago

Why is usagi so sad

1 year ago

@moschidae she was forced to play craftopia for 20 minutes

1 year ago

Craftopia wasnt that bad.... master spy however....

1 year ago

@moschidae you just don't understand the MASTERY of those SPIES

1 year ago

I care not for the elegance of the spies. Jobless is not crime.

1 year ago

@curse It was pretty neat, but I'm not good enough for it... Music was good though, surprised there was a pretty high profile name behind it. The goofy cutscenes were my positive take away, though.

1 year ago

@curse I might try it again sometime, but nay, I'm so poor right now that the 1.50 I spent on it is more valuable to me

1 year ago

I didnt understand why gollum was like that till i looked at their games just now and saw that thry made/published the suicide of Rachel foster and shooting stars.... smeagol just can not win...

1 year ago

@moschidae Smeagol fits right in

10 months ago

Happy 100 game. Do you feel altered.

10 months ago

Mort the chicken saved my life

10 months ago

Greyhill incident all alone on page 2

10 months ago

@moschidae not after tomorrow

10 months ago

Cho choo charler jumpscare......

8 months ago

Turkey burger.


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