Games That Are Terrible to Stream Vol. 2
People seemed to get a chuckle out of the last list so I scrounged up another one after some time.
Yes, these are comments/experiences that I have witnessed in either my chat or a friend's and I suppose I should just throw out there that these are not universal experiences or digs at any particular fandoms. It's just for laughs.
Yes, these are comments/experiences that I have witnessed in either my chat or a friend's and I suppose I should just throw out there that these are not universal experiences or digs at any particular fandoms. It's just for laughs.
15 Games
Streamer, did you know that this game is the worst one in the series? You seem to be enjoying yourself so here's some trivia about why this game sucks so bad. Did you know that it had different directors than Dark Souls 1???? I am going to point out every detail that you come across and explain how it's the worst thing ever made.
Starting with:
1. This game shot my dog.
Starting with:
1. This game shot my dog.
I noticed that your stream title says this is your first playthrough. Okay, I want to make sure that you know what you're doing, you little toddler, so here's everything you need to know that the game doesn't directly tell you. Okay, big baby, don't get too scared at the big scary parts, I'll just subtly slide in some hints so you don't poop your pants like I did. Blatantly spoils the fucking game.
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
A placeholder for any short indie game that is kind of "obscure" but also not really.
A new person every 5 fucking minutes:
"This has been on my wishlist for a while, is it any good?"
"Is this game worth $15??"
"Is this game good, I haven't seen much of it."
"Please streamer, explain the mechanics."
"Is this like INSERT OTHER GAME???"
"I am unable to think for myself and want you to tell me how to feel."
A new person every 5 fucking minutes:
"This has been on my wishlist for a while, is it any good?"
"Is this game worth $15??"
"Is this game good, I haven't seen much of it."
"Please streamer, explain the mechanics."
"Is this like INSERT OTHER GAME???"
"I am unable to think for myself and want you to tell me how to feel."
Ummmmmmmmmm, how did you not know that the PeePiss Mega Evolution was the only Johto Electric/Dark type? I spammed the answer 15 times but you ignored it, are you stupid?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T KILL MY COMFORT CHARACTER NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOO!!!! YOU'RE PLAYING THE GAME WRONG!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Hey, the 1 fan of this game logging in today!! No more talking to your other chatters, here's the play by play on how to beat this campaign:
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I'm the Scatman
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Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
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Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you
Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
Yo, I'm the Scatman
Where's the Scatman?
I'm the Scatman
Why should we be pleasin' any politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuition
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
I'm the Scatman
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Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
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Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you
I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat
Well, I'm the professor, and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the Scatman
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Be bop ba bodda bope
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Be bop ba bodda bope
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Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
(Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman
Where's the Scatman?
I'm the Scatman, repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman, sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
Yeah, I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope (yeah, I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope (sing along with me)
Be bop ba bodda bope (it's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody)
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you
Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
Yo, I'm the Scatman
Where's the Scatman?
I'm the Scatman
Why should we be pleasin' any politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuition
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
I'm the Scatman
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you
I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat
Well, I'm the professor, and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the Scatman
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
(Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman
Where's the Scatman?
I'm the Scatman, repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman, sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
Yeah, I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope (yeah, I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope (sing along with me)
Be bop ba bodda bope (it's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody)
First Time Chatter is either 9 years old or a raging homophobe for some reason.
I can't tell who's sexier, the bare naked assed protagonist or the hottie playing the game!! 😏😏😏
OH, of course Fallout 4 is your first Fallout game. I bet you watched the tv show too, huh? I hate this game so much that I specifically only watch streamers playing this one just so I can be the one guy in the room talking about how much I hate it.
Everyone but me is lurking. Now is my time. This is no longer a comfy cozy game, streamer. This is now the stage for my monologue. The monologue that is my life. It all started when my cousin died in a horrific car accident-
I am about to be a stereotype. I am about to be the most annoying motherfucker alive. Do you think a timeout will stop me from criticizing your every move? WRONG!! I can wait 10 minutes. 10 minutes is nothing. I have bought and platinumed every version of this game. The darkness is inside of me. You think Monstro is poor level design? One who knows nothing can understand nothing. Haha, just like how Ansem said it. Try playing level 1 Kingdom Key on Proud Mode, you wouldn't. You're too much of a coward. Your mind would melt just looking at Ursula. Kurt Zisa? You don't even know who that is. I'm going to be racist now.
Lots of girls playing Sonic the Hedgehog lately 🤔 If I could be frank, it's nice to see more females playing retro games. It's okay that you're terrible at them because you're so cute!!
Uh oh streamer, I feel myself getting parasocial again. You didn't see my message!! Streamer!! I posted it 6 times!!! I want to tell you about my grandpa's stroke but there's too many people here!! Okay fine.. I'll just DM you, I guess. I love what you've done with your island by the way. Did you see there was a mass shooting in Wyoming?
40 MINUTES INTO YOUR FIRST PLAYTHROUGH, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO. Here's a rundown of every skillset you'll need to min-max the fuck out of this game for trophy purposes, which you did not ask for. I'm talking about mechanics and characters you haven't even run into yet. Looks like you chose objectively wrong, so it's going to take a while for you to acquire the OP super omega character. People quit this game too early, I just don't want you to think any less of it by playing the "bad characters" first haha. This game is a masterpiece, I'll be checking in every now and then to make sure you're still playing it since it looks like you're spending your JP wrong. You should be getting this attack with that chara-
Unban Request:
Not sure what I did wrong lol?
Unban Request:
Not sure what I did wrong lol?
Yeah pick up that dogshit item, it totally synergizes with the Stinky Vomit Butthole Item you have. I have Dead God so I know what I'm talking about. Don't argue with me about it, I'm pretty sure I'm right.
They could not have been anymore confidently incorrect.
They could not have been anymore confidently incorrect.
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@Snigglegros ermmm, but what if I was a 35 year old bald egg?
Snigglegros
5 days ago