best rockstar game hands down

goblins see you teleport and say "he can't afford a steed"

played this so many times i could beat it with my eyes closed but it still makes me cry every single time

original game has giant robot midget napoleon chasing you therefore better than remake

half life 1 is better than half life 2 there i said it don't come after me valve assassins

everything about this game is better than the first game-- the characters, the music, the storylines, the fucking CONTROLS! if you disagree your sanity is questionable

all platformers should come with experimental noise/ambient cd collectibles in-game

if you're looking for daigo, mine's taken him up to the ruff

kiryu doesn't like women so this story makes no sense to me

majima raised the game's score by an entire star fyi