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The most trusted name in media. I have been personally chosen to select the winners for many prestigious awards in the gaming industry. I can influence the success of all games. I can cause triple A summer blockbusters to lose millions of dollars and create everlasting fame for many indie developers. My great great grandfather wrote code for the first pong arcade machine. The characters you see in Super Smash Bros are there because I made it so. Do you want to know whether a games worth your precious time and money? Look at my reviews for an amalgamation of an amazing assortment of accurate analyses. If you disagree with any of my reviews, you are wrong and will be reported to the authorities immediately.
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The most trusted name in media. I have been personally chosen to select the winners for many prestigious awards in the gaming industry. I can influence the success of all games. I can cause triple A summer blockbusters to lose millions of dollars and create everlasting fame for many indie developers. My great great grandfather wrote code for the first pong arcade machine. The characters you see in Super Smash Bros are there because I made it so. Do you want to know whether a games worth your precious time and money? Look at my reviews for an amalgamation of an amazing assortment of accurate analyses. If you disagree with any of my reviews, you are wrong and will be reported to the authorities immediately.
Hideo Kojima is my father.
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Really safe game. If you've played the other two spiderman games it's really nothing special.
Some of the side missions are dumb, boring, and cringe. There's so many worthless side content that just shouldn't be in the game because it's so shallow and it feels like time wasted that could've been spent improving other things like the combat. Instead of making extra stuff like the bee drone missions or spiderbot sneak stuff, or even worse: the deaf girl painting mission, they shouldve improved the part where you PLAY AS A SPIDERMAN instead of copy and pasting the same mechanics from the first two games.
Story is really good. The bosses are the best parts. Otherwise, traversal and combat plays mostly the same other than a couple abilities that aren't too crazy. The wingsuit is cool. Buy when it's $25. Takes the best parts of Spiderman 1 and slightly improves it. Not GOTY material. It's a good game but it's a disappointment. Thank god there's no uncle Aaron mixtape.
Some of the side missions are dumb, boring, and cringe. There's so many worthless side content that just shouldn't be in the game because it's so shallow and it feels like time wasted that could've been spent improving other things like the combat. Instead of making extra stuff like the bee drone missions or spiderbot sneak stuff, or even worse: the deaf girl painting mission, they shouldve improved the part where you PLAY AS A SPIDERMAN instead of copy and pasting the same mechanics from the first two games.
Story is really good. The bosses are the best parts. Otherwise, traversal and combat plays mostly the same other than a couple abilities that aren't too crazy. The wingsuit is cool. Buy when it's $25. Takes the best parts of Spiderman 1 and slightly improves it. Not GOTY material. It's a good game but it's a disappointment. Thank god there's no uncle Aaron mixtape.
Story was really good. Gameplay was a little tedious with enemies having way too much health and there really being only a couple good combos. Soundtrack was really good especially with remixes of songs from the franchise.
Trailing minigame and mortal wounds suck. Story is good and gameplay is fun.