13 reviews liked by melodi_bunniez


Puts the R in RPG. You wanna be a hot bard? They've got you. Ugly little freak with a heart of gold? It's there. Dude who solves all his problems by throwing fruit at his enemies? I haven't tried that yet but I bet it's there.

while waiting for this game to fully release I have (in no particular order)
-hit puberty
-been to a psychiatric hospital
-lost my virginity
-had a nephew and a niece
-started developing games of my own
-joined a cult
-left a cult
-had about 11 boyfriends, girlfriends and other partners
-endured intense psychological trauma
-become a completely different person
-shaved my head
-grown dreadlocks
-shaved my head again
-grew my hair out
-read the entirety of Homestuck
-watched Evangelion
-watched lain
-played chaos;head
-played subahibi
-got really into denpa
-become a horror movie collector
-grown out of whatever phase i was in when i was into games like this
-learned french
-started learning japanese
-learned the banjo
-learned the ukulele
-learned the guitar
-learned the violin
-learned piano
-learned python
-learned HTML
-learned how to draw
-learned pixel art
-moved house 6/7/8ish times
-learned how to sew
-aged about 9 years
-played AA2 (which is basically yansim if it was good)
-played Daigaku Gurashi (which is basically AA2 with less boobs)
-seen several attempts at remaking yansim come and go
-been hospitalized
-drank alcohol for the first time
-smoked a cigarette for the first time
-been to a party for the first time
-been 2 years clean from SH
-seen the fnaf movie
-made a backloggd account
(and that's just off the top of my head)

I will never forgive cringe culture for what it did to Undertale

Basic as fuck, but if this isn't a 10/10, then I don't know what the hell I was doing for over 10k hours of my life.
Crazy how this doesn't even feel like a game anymore. It's a whole-ass part of culture. Reviewing Minecraft feels like giving a score to the Eiffel Tower (4/10 by the way, too tall imo).

gameplay-wise i adore it. it's a lot more smooth and pleasant to me compared to other rhythm games i've played and i much prefer its interface, although its gacha system sucks massively. fanbase-wise i wouldn't go near them with a 10ft pole.

i don't think it's any kind of coincidence that my favorite game was something i experienced with my brother. shoutout the lil homie.

Despite the fact that the adventure mode is mid.
I psychically cannot give this game anything lower than 5 stars.