monogoose
14 reviews liked by monogoose
Skate 3
2010
am i reasonable for this rating? fuck no. but you know what, im mad at this game for making me waste hundreds of hours of my life doing the most boring gameplay of walking through the same sections over and over again to complete a battle pass.fuck that.
also, the story is pretentious, the everything is pretentious just no. no thanks. bye. im out.
also, the story is pretentious, the everything is pretentious just no. no thanks. bye. im out.
Okabu
2011
Muse Dash
2018
Fortnite
2017
Journey really was the conceptual apotheosis of ThatGameCompany and everything the alumni have made since has been more or less a total dead end huh :( The few new ideas here (mmo-esque interactions and gacha game purchases) feel totally confused or spiritually incongruous w/ the intended vibe of playful communalism. "journey but in the clouds and you're like a toddler maybe" does not make for a very compelling new identity. Pretty but unsurprising, and so slight.
also as someone who has vibed considerably with the "graphically-stylized culturally ambiguous traveler(s) tenderly exploring the ancient ruins and uncovering lost secrets in glowy wall frescoes" genre: can we pls do something the fuck else
also as someone who has vibed considerably with the "graphically-stylized culturally ambiguous traveler(s) tenderly exploring the ancient ruins and uncovering lost secrets in glowy wall frescoes" genre: can we pls do something the fuck else
Extremely funny that this game tries to do the sort of intentionally directionless/barebones "the player will intuitively figure it out" tutorialization of Flower and Journey while at the same time being a mobile game with like 4 currencies and a dozen completely obtuse systems. As a result nothing seems to have any clear purpose. But don't worry they also wrestle the camera away from you every 2 or 3 minutes for a slow, awkward cutscene with none of the emotional punch their prior games have.
Was getting by on the fact that it at least looks and sounds nice. Then I finally waded through enough of the game's BS to realize one of it's currencies quite literally monetizes the idea of connection and making friends. I'm out. Just depressing.
Was getting by on the fact that it at least looks and sounds nice. Then I finally waded through enough of the game's BS to realize one of it's currencies quite literally monetizes the idea of connection and making friends. I'm out. Just depressing.