14 reviews liked by monogoose


one of the best games to exist in HISTORY. skate 3 is better than session/skaterXL…… yea i said it.

Really nice the first time. Then I played too much and started to hate the game since its the same experience ad nauseam. Before exiting the game for good I gifted all my stupid hard earned candles and hearts to my nearest and dearest online friends from Asia. I hope they enjoyed it.

am i reasonable for this rating? fuck no. but you know what, im mad at this game for making me waste hundreds of hours of my life doing the most boring gameplay of walking through the same sections over and over again to complete a battle pass.fuck that.

also, the story is pretentious, the everything is pretentious just no. no thanks. bye. im out.

Okabu

2011

I probably will never come back to this but It's very cute

This game was released in the same day as XXXTentacion.

taiko but they sexualize the player characters and you get really uncomfortable when that happens

Bro, let me be clear: you hate Fortnite for no reason. The game is fucking awesome and it gets better and better while the years passes.

Journey really was the conceptual apotheosis of ThatGameCompany and everything the alumni have made since has been more or less a total dead end huh :( The few new ideas here (mmo-esque interactions and gacha game purchases) feel totally confused or spiritually incongruous w/ the intended vibe of playful communalism. "journey but in the clouds and you're like a toddler maybe" does not make for a very compelling new identity. Pretty but unsurprising, and so slight.

also as someone who has vibed considerably with the "graphically-stylized culturally ambiguous traveler(s) tenderly exploring the ancient ruins and uncovering lost secrets in glowy wall frescoes" genre: can we pls do something the fuck else

Extremely funny that this game tries to do the sort of intentionally directionless/barebones "the player will intuitively figure it out" tutorialization of Flower and Journey while at the same time being a mobile game with like 4 currencies and a dozen completely obtuse systems. As a result nothing seems to have any clear purpose. But don't worry they also wrestle the camera away from you every 2 or 3 minutes for a slow, awkward cutscene with none of the emotional punch their prior games have.

Was getting by on the fact that it at least looks and sounds nice. Then I finally waded through enough of the game's BS to realize one of it's currencies quite literally monetizes the idea of connection and making friends. I'm out. Just depressing.

Better than Mario Odyssey, fight me.