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I was so bad at this and getting owned so swiftly that it was actually starting to affect my mood. I can't win at Yu-Gi-Oh. Can't even get a single win. No matter how hard I try or study or practice my opponent has drawn every card necessary to summon 3 powerful Fuck You monsters to the field in a single turn. I don't understand. The training mode doesn't even come close to preparing me for this kind of Getting Owned.

I work a shitty job, am in enormous debt, I can't afford new tires or a new battery for my car, nothing works out in my favor, and I can't win at Yu-Gi-Oh. I remember when the Cleveland Browns didn't win a single game all year. I wonder how the QB, Deshone Kizer, felt during that stretch. You practice, you study, you do everything possible and yet a single win constantly eludes you. That was on a pretty grand stage, in front of millions. My torment is just in my bedroom while I watch Colorado Rockies baseball, hoping their perpetual losing and inability to play baseball with even the slightest bit of competency will give me perspective on how small my inability to win a Children's Card Game is. But it doesn't. I look at the Colorado Rockies and all I see is a mirror, it's like looking at the devil himself, mocking me for my near-constant bumbling and giving me a microcosm of my various financial woes in the form of a Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon being summoned to the field on the second turn just to own me.

If I were younger and still had dreams and aspirations I would probably suffer through the near constant losing just to get a glimpse at what winning a game of Yu-Gi-Oh might look like, but this shit is actually bumming me out. At least when I watch the Shitty Ass Fucking Worthless Colorado Rockies, we are divided by a screen and I am not Nolan Jones letting an easy fly-ball pop out of my glove. Actually BEING that hapless loser is too much for me to bear.

Still highly recommended as it is NOT League of Legends, though.

As an avid JRPG enthusiast, this game scratched all the itches I could have ever asked for from the spiritual successor to Suikoden. It's a bit rough around the edges at times, but it's more than charming enough, and the pacing is more than acceptable. I've heard a lot of complaints about it being too similar to Suikoden, but at the end of the day if the spiritual successor to Suikoden WASNT like Suikoden it would have been dead in the water.

It's a great experience, enjoyable story, and nostalgic throwback. All with maybe TOO much side content.

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Story - It was solid overall but suffered from a few design choices to make recruits/chests/enemies etc unmissable, which I think the recruits should just be moved around if a location needs to be locked off and they don’t want them to be missable. Without going into detail/spoiling anything, there are a few locations at times (like all Suikodens) that should be locked off for story impact but aren’t, and that hurts the writing for me at the time. But on the plus side, you can go back and get stuff you missed at any point. If you can pretend that story-wise you aren’t supposed to be there, it works, but it’s weird otherwise.

Other than that, the story overall is decent but I wouldn’t rate it above Suiko 2/3/5. It works out and has some neat twists but just works out being decent for me.

Music – It’s serviceable, some pieces are really good (all versions of Flags of the Brave), and a few later themes which I don’t know the names of yet, but overall, it’s okay.

Gameplay – Most of my gripes go here. Combos are one of the worst aspects of this game, and it’s sad considering it’s one of my favorite things in the Suikoden games. In Suiko you can activate them on turn 1. In this game you have to have the required SP(party starts randomly with SP, normally you need to wait a turn or two before using a combo, already making them not too great imo, most mobs die by then) to activate them, AND their power is divided by the amount of characters taking part in them. Most of the time the combos are weaker than if you just used regular attacks. I really hope R&B rebalance these and do away with the dividing part of the calculations, cus it really butchers them. I can deal with SP being required, but it’s overkill with the dividing mechanic.

Minigames – As a whole, I enjoyed the minigames and thought they were pretty fun, some super silly scenes during Beigoma. My biggest issue would be locking recruits behind nearly finishing the minigames. I personally didn’t mind since I aimed for it already, but that’s going to rub people the wrong way on getting the best ending. Especially the cooking game being bugged still, and only accepting appetizers as options for 17 battles before you get your recruit is asking a lot lol.

War Battles – At first glance it feels new, but the more I played with them, the more I realized it was a watered-down version of Suikoden 2’s war battles. The map was worse vs what we had seen in 2, battle skills worked similarly, as did a bit of the rng factor? – though you could buff war units eventually in the HQ to make it in your favor. They work for the story so I wouldn’t mind them overall, just wish they had a speed up option as it suffered in comparison. I personally would rank these below all of the Suikoden war battles, serviceable but need improvement.

Graphics / Presentation – Overall this is the games strongest suit for me. 2D sprites on 3D backgrounds, with some excellent battle scenes playing out quite often absolutely nailed it, and I feel it completely passed Suikoden in all regards here. The duels are handled the best that I’ve seen so far, their presentation blew my expectations, and I cant wait to see what the sequel does here.

As a whole, very solid game and definitely worth your time. I hope to see the remaining bugs fixed shortly, and really hope they patch combo mechanics because as is it’s depressingly bad.

It's just like Suikoden, except instead of Suiko it's Eiyu

I got to play this game a few days before launch and I'm already 15 hours in, I can definitely say that this game is literally a suikoden game. There are many things you'll recognize if you're a suikoden fan like me. The difficulty has been improved A LOT which was basically the weak point of suikoden. I really like lian her conversations they're so good, tbh I don't get the translation hate I think it's really fun, don't listen to the haters they have brainrot and are actually insane about it. I don't think I'll like seign and jowa better than jowy and riou though. This might be the best looking HD2D game so far, the game doesn't have annoying filters like octopath and triangle strategy, it's easy to read what's going on the screen unlike squares HD2D games. the characters are very expressive to be a HD2D game which I really like, it does a lot to make things feel alive. The blur might be annoying sometimes especially when they blur the place you're walking to, bruh why blur the thing you're focusing on it's so annoying, it feels so uncomfortable to look at it's like having bad eyesight ( I found out I can turn it off yippie ). I will update my review when I get further

Good morning. The tears won't stop falling since I woke.


In my timezone it's currently March 5th, 2024. This one's for you.

Being able to say that this is a real game that I’ve now finished doesn’t feel real, and definitely wasn’t something I would’ve expected a year ago

Persona 3 FES is (or was) my favourite game of all time, and the most important game to me. I won’t go into why since it’s personal but even to this day, it’s still the game that got me through one of the lowest points of my life so far and where I got the most out of its themes and message. It’s crazy, how at the time my 14 year old self spent £60 on some random PS2 game from a franchise I knew next to nothing about, only for it to have a huge impact both personally and in my taste of games (I don’t even want to imagine what I’d be playing now if it wasn’t for this), as well as showing me just how important storytelling can be to video games. If there was something I ever wanted since finishing it, it was a Persona 3 remake. Or a remaster, I even would’ve been happy with a port with no differences at all. But of course eventually we did get… P3P ports for Switch and PS4, which killed all hope of that ever happening. But some time later, a trailer for a Persona 3 remake… got leaked (You’ll never be forgotten ex-Atlus employee who is most likely locked in the Atlus dungeon 🫡). Less than a year later it finally releases, and this was everything I could’ve asked for

With the story, I mean it’s still P3. Not a “remake but it’s not actually a remake” that people feared, but the same old P3. Which thank god because I’ve always seen that ruin one main favourite of mine, I’d hate to go through that again. This is my favourite story in any game ever so I’m really glad it was left untouched. If there was one thing I was worried about, it was how SEES would be handled since they’re my favourite main cast ever, but I ended up coming out of P3R loving them even more. One new feature is the Link Episodes, a replacement for social links for male characters. And to be honest? I think going forward they should start doing these with party members instead of social links. I was originally fine with them not having social links in the original since it felt like they got enough development in the story, but these are even better. Also man I really missed how the ultimate awakenings were done… I wish they kept it like this instead of how they were done in P4/5. Speaking of social links though, they’re finally fully voiced! I went straight from Yakuza 8 to this so I wasn’t sure how I’d feel about going to non-voiced SLs after the fully voiced drink links, but this was something I’ve always wanted so it’s really good to see it here. The SLs are pretty much untouched here which I don’t mind. Whilst you can tell that P3 was their first attempt at them, I always liked them for what they were and some of my favourites in the franchise are here, so I’m glad they left them as they were instead of rewriting them. Man, it’s just going through P3’s story again and seeing how SEES all grow throughout it… no offence to P4 and P5’s cast (ok maybe P5 because of that fucking cat) but they just can’t compare for me, they just feel so different in an unexplainable way. It was also really cool seeing them add more scenes with Takaya, it definitely gave him what he always needed

Ok so if there was anything I was worried about, it was the gameplay. Well obviously the gameplay itself would be a huge improvement, but I mean more how Tartarus would be handled. It wasn’t exactly the most liked in the original but it was always something I loved, and I was worried about them making it more like the P5 palaces. But this is the same Tartarus, even better too. Two new features that come to mind were the monad doors and… the other door that I can’t remember the name of lmao, but both of these added even more challenge and were satisfying to get through. The gameplay itself is honestly Persona at its best imo. It’s pretty faithful with some new mechanics. One being Shift which is similar to the baton pass but a lot better since it doesn’t make you stupidly overpowered, although I didn’t use this a lot since I’d often forget about it. There’s also Theurgy attacks which was an interesting addition. Minato’s (you couldn’t pay me money to call him Makoto Yuki) Theurgy spells were the fusion spells from the original which was really cool to see. But these are basically ultimate attacks which are nice, and are good when you’re stuck, and can get added onto later on. I had Yukari and Koro in my main party, so by the endgame I was only using Theurgy for charge/concentrate. One interesting part is how different characters feel in terms of balancing. This was the first time I kept Koro and didn’t have Akihiko in my party, adding normal dark/light attacks really saved my life since I don’t like using instakill attacks. Tactics here did get a nerf compared to FES, I know a lot of people probably won’t care about that since not controlling your party members isn’t fun, but I did always like that in FES and it kinda sucks for people who wanted to play that way

Moving onto presentation and this is kinda where the nitpicks start to come in but there’s still a lot of good here. I’ll start by saying what definitely hasn’t been said 1000 times already but these menus are so beautiful. You can always trust Atlus to make even the pause menu look really nice. Anyway I really need to talk about the portraits. Don’t get me wrong, it’s cool to see all of these characters in the modern artstyle but… there’s just something missing? The sprites in the original P3 were full of different poses and expressions, these being lost was always a problem in P4/5 too, but it especially shows here. Characters will have maybe 2 different poses, but they’ll always be way too similar to each other. I think the only character to not get it as bad here was Junpei. I mean this is far from a major issue for me but it did slightly bug me throughout the whole thing. The lighting was a common complain and I can agree with that. You could lower the brightness to make it less of a problem I guess? But with those aside, I don’t have any other complaints since the rest of the game looked really nice. It’s hard to compare the animated scenes in both versions, I like how clean they look here but I also love how they looked in the original, which wouldn’t have been able to be replicated. Overall I’m happy with them, although Reload’s cutscenes felt kinda weak around the beginning in comparison, especially with the opening cutscene and Minato’s awakening

I’ll talk about the audio for this last part and I’ll start with the voice actors. I played the game with JP audio and the cast were amazing as always, so there isn’t much I can say about the dub, but at least what I’ve heard of it sounds good. Can I just mention how Zeno Robinson was perfect for Junpei, I’m glad he finally has an English VA after all these years. The soundtrack got a complete redo and… unlike what I thought, these ended up growing on me a ton. Hearing that Yumi Kawamura wouldn’t be returning had me worried but Azumi Takahashi did an amazing job with the vocal tracks. Tracks like Mass Destruction took a long while to grow on me, and Unavoidable Battle… yeah no I’m still not big on this new version but that’s the only one I can say that about. But then there are ones like Changing Seasons which sound so much better here imo. There are some entirely new tracks here and… I really wish there were more because these are some of my new favourites in all of Persona. Colour Your Night is easily the biggest standout here, and my favourite in the whole game. It’s Going Down Now is probably my new favourite battle theme too. Full Moon Full Life feels like Burn My Dread 2 and I mean this in a good way, Burn My Dread is still my favourite OP but it comes really close. I know I’ll be listening to all three of these a lot now. Originally I was disappointed when there was no title music, especially with how much I love the piano version of Brand New Days in FES, but after finishing it… man. I have to mention the new version of Kimi no Kioku too. It’s difficult to live up to the original, but damn the new version completely ruined me just as much as the original

So is this the ultimate replacement for FES that makes it completely irrelevant? No not at all. As much praise as I’ve given Reload, there are still things that I think FES did better, and offers its own experience that I can’t recommend enough to people that played Reload first. However, P3R is quite literally everything I could’ve asked for in a P3 Remake. I never wanted a complete replacement for FES, since it’s irreplaceable for me. What I wanted a fresh new experience on modern consoles that could coexist with it and that’s exactly what I got. Incredibly faithful, more fun to play, little to no changes in the story/writing, keeping the same magic that made P3 amazing. This was my dream game and I couldn’t be any happier with the final result. It always felt like P3 would never come to modern consoles, especially when P3P was the one to be ported first which almost made it look impossible… but then not even a year ago, this ended up not just getting announced and but also releasing. There were many times years ago where I’d imagine a P3 remake releasing, but having to wait a long time for the localisation, so it feels crazy getting it on the exact same day as the Japanese version. I hope we get The Answer as DLC eventually. I haven’t played it since my very first playthrough which was all those years ago, so it’d be nice to go back to it with better gameplay. Ok well it’s been confirmed now, I’m glad to see Sega’s shitty DLC practices continue to get even worse with my two favourite franchises 👍. Anyway this is easily my new favourite version of P3, and pretty much making it my new favourite game of all time

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One of the most unique experiences I've ever had with a JRPG, as well as one of the most visually stunning and true to the original remasters/remakes I've played.
I came in with low expectations because the friends I have who have played this didn't say much about it, probably trying to keep me unspoiled and I appreciate that because going in blind I really was completely blown away.
I've read some of the reviews for this on here, many not particularly impressed and that is one thing I really don't understand. Sure, the mini stories in each chapter aren't super deep or long but they are enjoyable in their own way. Every chapter is modeled off a specific genre that you might see in movies and books. Sci fi, wild west, martial arts, mecha, etc. If you're really into specific genres you might notice specifically what was huge inspirations for certain chapters. I personally really liked noticing how the distant future was certainly inspired by both The Thing as well as To Terra, both are some of my favorite things ever.
The thing that really pulls this together is the middle ages chapter. It's very much a basic fantasy JRPG at first, something all of us have seen. But making the setting go back to the basics is so fitting for the last story you unlock. And then the twist where the "hero" gets shunned and seeing hatred twist his heart, bringing all 7 characters together in the final chapter, is just so cool.
Which is also why I dont understand the general lack of praise for the narrative, its not deep and its been done a million times before but it just hits so well with the presentation in this. I just really enjoy the themes of questioning what really makes a hero and all the different representations of it. And how distrust and hatred can change someone who once did good deeds to deciding to go crazy mode on everyone. Maybe I'm not wording this super well but man I ate this up.
Yeah there were chapters that I didn't care a lot about, but they're all different genres so that's to be expected. This was such a worthwhile experience for me.

i strive to prioritize ambition and conceptual creativity almost above anything else in the games i play and fall in love with -and to that extent, suikoden is one of the most frustrating jrpgs i've ever played. considering it was - to my understanding - arguably the first 'major' jrpg on the playstation and one of konami's first true ventures into the genre, i can absolutely see the heart and mind in tandem when considering suikoden's expressive charms. character art, soundtrack, and key animation/plot beats are handled with a care and finesse that i understand dresses most peoples' fancy of the sequel, but here it seems imbalanced and half-assed. these moments intended to be sweeping decisive battles come off more like summaries told with dioramas after the fact. and yet there are those heartfelt moments and the few things suikoden pulls that do manage to deliver legitimate shock that kept me invested.

the most difficult part of the experience is how contradictory most of the execution is to the ambition of suikoden. you offer me over a dozen pages of roster would-be's and only a handful of individuals are genuine choices. you expand my castle and terraform the entire damn place before i return each time. you incentivize me to seek out new allies but expect menial fetchquests with the off-chance i'll know to bring someone along.

look, in short, the ends justify the means. despite a second act that nearly made me give up, despite a hackneyed translation of a relatively shallow script, and despite its obvious imperfections and shortcomings - i do like and care for suikoden. all signs point to the sequel being the masterpiece another year of dev time likely could've made of this debut... let's hope the word on the wind is true.

One thing about me is that I love ambition in creative work. A lot of my favorite games, favorite movies, what have you- many have ambition that outstrips their means. This is one of those games.

Lots of people don't love how this game compares to Suikoden II. I can't really blame that. It is a fundamentally awkward game, while Suikoden II is polished and concise. You can't even control your whole party individually! The character models are pretty low-poly, low-fidelity. At a glance, there's not much about this game that is impressive. But that's only at a glance.

The ambition of this game really shines through in its scope. A long, elaborate, winding, epic story, told from five different perspectives, each with a completely different angle, each uncovering new facets. Out of all Suikoden games, III does its signature cast of 108+ unique characters the greatest service. I won't pretend that every one of them has an equally valuable role to play, but Suikoden III treats its cast as more than just a gimmick.

This is maybe the single most influential on my tastes work of art I've ever consumed. This is one of the first video games I ever played, and to this day it remains a defining work to me, defining Fantasy as a genre, defining RPGs as a form of play. This game is guaranteed a huge part of why I love RPGs with adult protagonists, rather than teenage heroes.

Specific aspects of the story are also told remarkably well by genre standards. The impacts of Harmonian imperialism on Le Buque doesn't feel like a hammed-up JRPG Evil Empire. The Zexen/Grassland Tribes conflict is never treated with any "both sides"-ism, and the Zexen racism is condemned overwhelmingly. While Suikoden I, and to a lesser extent II, had a great focus on a (very good!) Chinese-inspired fantasy setting, I absolutely adore the diversity of Suikoden III's setting also works to great effect. From the Turco-Mongolic-inspired Karaya clan and the Hanseatic Zexens to the Chisha Clan, clad in traditional Georgian and Armenian clothing, then the purely fantastical (and delightful) Duck and Lizard clans. Despite the game's ultimately fairly limited scale, the setting feels truly alive, truly lived in, truly real.

This is just a truly, truly special game. You can really feel the passion and the ambition pouring out from every part of it. I don't think I can ever have this dethroned in my mind.