this is the Toy Story 4 of Yakuza games, idk how else to describe it. unlike Pixar though, the future looks bright for RGG.

whoever designed it so that the second screen becomes unusable while player 1 is in solo play needs to go drink water. it is pretty fun and cute tho, not gonna lie.

okay the longer i think on it the worse it gets. i was really enjoying myself though but i guess the longer the game, the harder it is for RGG to stick the landing.

makes me feel like Ego when he eats the ratatouille that reminds him of his mom's home cooking

i hope Nikki from Swapnote and Shaq are still friends after the divorce.

tim cook must be stopped before he kills again