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Never played but obligated to give it a 10/10 because of how much enjoyment I get from joining a new MegaTen server, making a joke about how Persona 3 was the first Persona game, turning notifications on my phone, and then shoving it up my ass

This review was written before the game released

Tanimura will return for sure this time

IMA KEEP IT REAL WITH U MEVIN

THE S BLADE HAS A HACKBLOOD CHARGE

i have daily traumatic flashbacks to high school where i was walking down the halls wearing an Undertale shirt and this one random guy was like "wh-what??? a gamer girl!" and then blocked my path and did the entire Sans speech. the whole thing. in public.

if i was a ghost i would keep ringing the doorbell because i am a pranker

danganronpa and ace attorney would be about 3x shorter if cole and rusty were there

The advanced haptics on the Dualsense controller are so immersive, I can feel Venom coming inside me!

This review contains spoilers

i laughed so fucking hard when the pig turned into a porkchop

I'm never taking suggestions from /v/ again.

Worth waiting 8 years. No other comments, just play it.