Had this game as a hand-me-down growing up and words cannot describe how much I detested (still do to this day) this fucking slimy little freakish space foreskin, his grotesque orgasm noises whenever anything happens on screen and this game

This shit was GOATed in computer lab when I was in elementary school.

YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW

I can't believe Ryu from Streets is finally back.

bun, meat patty, semen, smurf house, smurf's chimney, more semen, more bun.

Gets a point for being EXTREMELY entertaining to mock with your friends in a voice chat (What I did)

And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful BLJ”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful Gay Bowser”

this sure is a david cage game

Why are the new cups so fucking hard holy shit

The grandfather of survival horror and an absolutely insane Famicom game.

"M-MORE LIKE BLOCKUZA THR-" Inconspicuously placed gas canister struck with bullet from the rafters

The best video game about vore ever made.

There's something so hilarious about this being the best playing Fire Emblem whilst simultaneously tied into one of the worst JRPG narratives I've ever had the displeasure of slogging through. 7/10, play it for the maps.

Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

I paid 50 cents and left with a short but sweet platforming experience, what the fuck.