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you ever get the final area of a game and realize without even finishing it yet you know its going to be a 10/10
yeah that's me with this game
It's simply so good. Combat is rewarding, and even against annoying ass bosses (like Nevans, for example) or enemies (The infernos and The Angels. THE ANGELS. GOD. FUCK THE ANGELS.) it balances out because it's simply just so damn satisfying to defeat them. I don't know if that's a good thing, but, man, I don't care. I think the best thing this game has is that it's pure fun. Dante's fun -- both with how he's written and portrayed; and to just play in general. The gameplay is fun. The game is just a good time.

Having only played the first one, this is such a step up in quality and atmosphere that it's almost shocking (and, there's also DMC2 but... lol). I love this game so much. It's simply so fucking good.

Also, something something, I want to fuck Vergil, something something.

Edit: Just finished it. I fucking love this game so much.

sorry no i cant stay up to talk longer. yeah sorry. its my pikachu. he needs me to go to bed right now or else he'll be real dissapointed in me. cant let that happen yk.

This game has left a mark on my mind and I think the struggle of playing through it contributed to that

I hope this game pioneers the speedrunning term "refund%"

how many cat-people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

better than mario party