i want practice cqc with quiet. i want to shower with quiet. i want to lick the swea

YOU FUCK YOUNG BOYS, VALDEZ?

i can still make cute girls and i enjoy the variety of customization options. it plays like crackdown which is a really good game

probably the funniest sandbox game i have ever played. also really fucked on pc lol

the galactic adventures actively make the game worse

if the government saw what i made i'd be put on a watchlist

basically paper mario but with more variables. also there's crab people

i wore an oni mask and shoved a gourd up my ass. then i kicked the shit out of british people only to get shot in the street by the government. then i went home and played way of the samurai four for windows and ps3

I Can't Believe It's Not Malware

i role play as a cop as hard as possible so i beat my girlfriend, shoved her in my trunk, and drowned her in the ocean

great way to troll your friends

beautifully bleak game. turn off alien crossfire factions though they don't fit the original story

it's like space station 13 but for people that have jobs

not the all-time aspergers simulator that the first game is but it's really fun

gordon freeman is like me: mute, late to work all the time, has extensive training in firearms and explosives