"you know, if I were designing a castle, I wouldn't put in so many corridors."
-Goombario, 2001

HE KNEW.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why in BLOODY HELL
DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU

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Played again, once again nearly broke a rib laughing.
Also I can't believe Charles' death was the only time I've ever seen GrayStillPlays legit show emotion during a game.

Black Cats and Eviction are fucking. LEGENDARY.

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there should've been a post credits scene with some dude who was in the bathroom the entire time the airport massacre happened

Literally just Fire Emblem but actually good

tbh the pronouns are by far the least offensive thing in this game, y'all are obsessed.

anyway this game's shit

I recreated the Clem Schultz tornado video.
10/10.

This game is about as funny as a GutterTrash review

Actually super fun, really enjoyed this one.

Good polish and decent fangame overall.