Lumba is a classic tale of the absolute desperation of humanity.
Locked deep within this treacherous bullet hell is a story of betrayal and misery.

On the surface killing an entire office of your co-workers sounds like a blast.
But the voices that persuade you to commit these joyous acts that bring you ultimate happiness don't have your best interests in mind.
Proceed with caution as the moving tale of Lumba erodes away at your fragile humanity.

Boss fights set you in perilous encounters of which that last boss took me over half it's runtime to beat, not because it's difficult but because my sense of self had been stripped away by the deep philosophical nature of the story.
How could I bring myself to destroy the one part of myself that kept me going, the part that brought me so much joy in the previous hour of gameplay.
I've been loaded up on so much lumba when I wrote this review that even these words as I'm typing them look like they need shot in the head.
and as the "Post review" button stares at me disappointed in multiple of my life choices, I feel the need to just click it

Lumba is a classic tale of the absolute desperation of humanity.
Locked deep within this treacherous bullet hell is a story of betrayal and misery.

On the surface killing an entire office of your co-workers sounds like a blast.
But the voices that persuade you to commit these joyous acts that bring you ultimate happiness don't have your best interests in mind.
Proceed with caution as the moving tale of Lumba erodes away at your fragile humanity.

Boss fights set you in perilous encounters of which that last boss took me over half it's runtime to beat, not because it's difficult but because my sense of self had been stripped away by the deep philosophical nature of the story.
How could I bring myself to destroy the one part of myself that kept me going, the part that brought me so much joy in the previous hour of gameplay.
I've been loaded up on so much lumba when I wrote this review that even these words as I'm typing them look like they need shot in the head.
and as the "Post review" button stares at me disappointed in multiple of my life choices, I feel the need to just click it