are we sure this game is good, cause jesus christ whenever i gotta do an escort mission i want to blow my brains out

shit i need to check how pissface is doing, i hope he's still married to asscheeks

jesus christ why are we letting them cook, this is too fucking scary

school computers, teachers thought this shit was math

i had a meltdown cause my friend brought this over and had to leave, so he just gave it to me.

a reminder why we didn't need an anniversary edition

nothing better than getting called the N word shortly after dying to someone beating you with a stick