filha da puta

no way i’m the first idiot playing this day one on this website

We'd be on Mars by now if we still used PictoChat.

e diziam que vingadores ultimato era o maior crossover de todos os tempos

The speed. The precision. The N. The +.

its like resident evil but they make you get two keys for every door rather than one

To the previous owner of my copy of American Wasteland: If you're reading this you forgot to take your memory card out of the case and now I have Resident Evil 4 and Mortal Kombat game saves from 2006

Captain America says damn or hell or shit. One of those words. Anyways that made me feel edgy when I was 10

I performed a Hit and Run on July 23, 2006.

never touch a man’s turtle