A quirky mix of Mega Man, Metroid, and Super Smash Bros., hampered by floaty and slippery movement that makes many segments much more frustrating than they need to be.

Wherein a Nazi gets turned into a member of the Fighting Polygon Team before exploding.

"Hell. Can't believe we got suckered by some road jockey."

A game so packed full of interesting and deeply compelling ideas that it crashes if you look at it funny. No wonder Bethesda holds it at a weird distance; it's actually about something other than just kinda aimlessly walkin' around.