this game deeply messed up something in my psyche

now this was a good time. lots of fond memories. the 1.0 update kinda ruined it for me though, cause it added a story and in intro and stuff, it felt a lot less free

i played this for like 60 hours and never made it to the moon

this was an absolute bop. complete mayhem and madness and hilariousness

honestly maybe my favorite fps of all time, used to play this for hours on end. one day they updated it though and ruined the game completely

used to have a looot of fun with this one

my mom bought me this for christmas one year, but when christmas day came the present was not found under the christmas tree. my parents suspected one of my friends to have stolen it, but i didn't believe them. sometime later, it was confirmed that friend had become somewhat of a klepto

ben if you're reading this, i want you to know that.......






dang man that was pretty messed up to steal someone's christmas gift i hope you still feel bad for that to this day




also shoutouts to my mom for buying me another copy love you mom

this game brings out the dark, twisted, murderous side of me....

and i love it

one summer break, i moved my pc downstairs into the kitchen and would play this every night until 4am, sometimes at max volume. sorry ears but it was worth it

used to play this nearly every day after school on the family laptop while my mom made dinner and watched ellen/oprah

somehow better than spelunky hd

truly the peak of fps gaming