I avoided this for nine fucking years because they did hayter dirty. mad respect to kiefer sutherland but god I can't stand his snake. the story sucks.
but holy fuck that gameplay loop

So I bought this game with my monthly allowance (from my dad) FOR my dad (who smokes) (and hates video games) (and was very angry with me for buying a video game with his money) I played the whole thing at the age of like 8 thinking that with the knowledge this game could give me I could somehow convince my dad to stop smoking. 12 years later and nothing has changed. I even developed a nicotine addiction myself. It's your fucking fault Allen Carr

"no one played this game on 3ds" I DID!!!! and it was terrible as someone who played the original ps2 version. RIP snake vs monkey