I'm still fat.

Had a lot of potential but the console version was terribly optimized or rather, not optimized at all.

My first, and so far only foray into the MGS series. Plenty of fun to be had in the stealth sandbox...but the plot? Good god.

Ehhhh....the opening didn't give me much hope. Maybe I'll come back to it one day.

A ton of missed potential but a solid western RPG nonetheless.

How can a game that's so wacky also contain some of the most dry, overlong cutscenes I've ever sat through?

A masterful balance of fun and mind-numbingly boring that I have not seen before or since.

It's kind of a huge mess but I still sunk over 100 hours into it. As a fan of the series that must count for something.

これが侍のやり方です

An underrated little gem of a game, but I think the hardcore fans have been overselling it. It's unique but nothing mind-blowing.

The ultimate Hitman experience. But it still suffers from the stupid DRM shit that has plagued this entire trilogy.

I really can't stand the dungeon crawling in this one. P5 spoiled me.

What's that? A vast, open-world Conan game, complete with all of the tits and blood intact? Sign me up!

Oh....it's a mediocre Minecraft clone?

I really don't get the appeal of this series.

God, I suck at arcade fighters. I just wanted a game where I could play as Wonder Woman.

I waited so long for a sequel to Mirror's Edge. They made it open world and yet you run through the exact same locations over and over and over and over and over. If we ever get a third game, please go back to the old level design.