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the commentators make my blood boil i hate them

Xbox 360 arcade ass game (compliment)

A really fun indie arena fighting game with a story that goes beyond the arena. It is very satisfying to cut apart your enemies with various weapons and to master the combat in general. I finished the story today on the highest difficulty and liked it for the most parts.

divertido, sabe suas limitações e n tenta ser mais doq é. Vale a pena as 2 horas

I love this game it’s fantastic fun and a great time killer Plus the story actually kind of cool


Goofy robot rougelike with fun gameplay and an absolutely mind- breaking story.
Loved it when the comentator drone started commentating, stunned my kicking build into the lava.

CONGRATULATIONS, HUMAN!
YOU ARE ABOUT TO BECOME A SWORD ROBOT.

Mini çıtır çerez bir hikayesi var ve güzel. Onun haricinde çeşitli oyun modları bulunuyor (online dahil). Oynaması aşırı zevkli özellikle Star Wars rp si yaparak oynarsanız artıyor ben denedim. Vuruş hissiyatı komik bir şekilde aşırı sağlam ve tatmin edici.

Good ol voxel destruction fun. see how far your human can make it before being massacred by some random orange pixel that shot from a bomb that landed behind you by 5 meters.

Fine enough. It has a nice initiative with the voxel fighting systems but it doesn't manage to be deep and interesting enough to be a game I'd spend many hours in.

Most extra challenge levels are cool and fun, the main story on the other hand kinda feels like a brainstorm where anything goes, it ain't terrible though.

far better than I had expected. the story isn't amazing or anything but it has a lot of heart for this kind of game. the voxel destruction physics are lots of fun and slicing robots in half never got old. the campaign is particularly fun because it's constantly introducing new elements to keep the already-fun combat system varied and interesting, always keeping you on your toes and giving you new obstacles to overcome. it's just a plain ol' good game.

that said, the amount of abilities you get the more levels you beat is a bit lacking, a lot of the times you'll only ever really end up using the sword and some armor upgrades, and you'll do just fine. maybe this could be expanded on in a sequel or something, I dunno.

dude I love this game so much i wish there was just more of it, the humour and the just fun slashing makes me stay on this game for ages.

I love this little gem to bits, and that's exactly the state you'll find my enemies in~

Csak a demóval játszottam :_-(

A história é muito divertida e curtinha. O gameplay é simples e viciante. Vou voltar pra fazer os desafios e brincar no modo infinito. Só não dei 5 fechado porque deu uns bugs gigantescos que real atrapalharam. Mas é um joguinho muito maravilhoso.

Fun, absurdly ugly, but kind of fun.

The endless mode and the challenges are the coolest part, without a doubt.

Rock-em-sock up robots the video game

Its alright, had potential but the roguelike gameplay isnt that good if between the runs there is no progression. Dropped it because it felt so unrewarding. Though the combat is really fun, even if it is sort of clunky.

Feels like a glorified PC flash game in all the right ways. The mindless slashing of robots never got old with a variety of levels and weapons. Unfortunately the game felt like it was hard for the sake of being hard. Some deaths felt unfair and lack of progression made starting each challenge over annoying. Slight humour was appreciated.

the developer wasn't lying
the clone drone can in the danger zone

this game looks ugly as fuck but it plays fucking stellar. swordplay is weighty and intentional, upgrades allow you to take a completely different approach to combat, i find it very fresh and extremely replayable. extra points for fucking hilarious robot-writing

A fun little game to play through. The story is not great and kinda short, so not much there to talk about. The graphics aren't anything special either, although i do really like the look when you slice your sword through a robot, or smash it with a max upgraded hammer.
The best things about this game however, is the challenge mode where you complete different challenges to unlock trophies. This is where I spent most of my hours just repeating the same challenge over and over until I finally manage to do it. Overall fun game.

Solid game with a nice story and really cool overall gameplay loop.
8/10

me dá raiva por ser um jogo com umas animações tão travadas, mas a gameplay em si é legalzinha e dá um entretenimento temporário


The combat in this game is unmatched. Loads of fun. My little cousin recommended this game and he was RIGHT about it. Artstyle is shit though. I hate it when games look like this. Anyways, play this game

I picked this up in the Humble Overwhelmingly Positive Gems Bundle but I can't tell if this game is bad on purpose or just bad.

The performance is good but the camera movement seems locked at 60 fps or something so it feels awful unless you cap it there. Also the camera is directly behind the player so it's unnecessarily difficult to gauge the range of your weapon. The controls should be better since the combat is so simple but for some reason I have to move left in order to swing my sword right. The game seems really low budget in general which is almost okay since it leans into it a bit. I'm just amazed at the reception of this game considering it costs £15, it felt more like a freeware game to me.

The combat is totally amateurish compared to something like Chivalry so it has no appeal to me but I suppose most people haven't played that game.